After appearing on Dax Shepard's podcast Armchair Expert, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher divulged that they rarely bathe their entire bodies (including their children.) According to Kunis it's more of a "pits, tits, and slits" thing so as not to rid the body of its natural oils. Still, the internet ran with it.

Even though they were on a podcast, listeners were curious what prompted the discussion.

We all knew the memes were going to be gold.

You get the idea. Twitter is never really the place for constructive conversation, although cooler heads did try to prevail.

We'd love to hear your feedback. Let us know how many times a week you bathe. Leave a number in the comments, and we'll stare blankly at them at some point! See ya there.