After appearing on Dax Shepard's podcast Armchair Expert, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher divulged that they rarely bathe their entire bodies (including their children.) According to Kunis it's more of a "pits, tits, and slits" thing so as not to rid the body of its natural oils. Still, the internet ran with it.
I’m trying to figure out why Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis felt the need to share that? pic.twitter.com/NYbSGAeHV3— Belle (@bbygrlcb) July 27, 2021
Even though they were on a podcast, listeners were curious what prompted the discussion.
Nobody:— Aaron (@_AaronRyan) July 27, 2021
Nobody at all:
Literally nobody on Earth:
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: "We don't bathe ourselves or our kids." https://t.co/KjESaDimfG
We all knew the memes were going to be gold.
CDC: Wash your hands frequently— xXx_foxxi69_xXx (@foxxi_loxxi) July 27, 2021
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: pic.twitter.com/gA4F1D6iRo
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s bathtub seeing them for the first time in 6 days: pic.twitter.com/iuqzwLDGnr— aiden (@AidennediA_) July 27, 2021
when ashton kutcher and mila kunis kids walk into class pic.twitter.com/uAs7afNxiZ— Fresh (@freshbtw) July 27, 2021
Me walkin past Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis in the streets pic.twitter.com/W3OwfptitJ— I Ortiz (@InfamousIOrti3) July 27, 2021
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s rags hiding from them in the cabinet: pic.twitter.com/TyTumniw7l— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ꜰʀᴏꜱᴛ (@iblamecurt) July 27, 2021
You get the idea. Twitter is never really the place for constructive conversation, although cooler heads did try to prevail.
People are blowing this Ashton Kutcher Mila kunis bathing shit way out of proportion— Ayah Basmeh (@AyahBasmeh) July 28, 2021
People out here losing their shit because Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don't bathe their kids every day. They're surprised when a pediatrician says, "you only need to bathe your kids when they're dirty or at least once a week."— Rob Dolst still says "Surf Wisely". (@dolst) July 28, 2021
I thought this was common sense!
Am I the only person who finds nothing wrong with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. I mean simple research will tell you they’re literally correct?— Emily Cheree Vlasenko (@echereeIRL) July 28, 2021
We'd love to hear your feedback. Let us know how many times a week you bathe. Leave a number in the comments, and we'll stare blankly at them at some point! See ya there.