Think of the most viral authors on the internet; JK Rowling? John Green? Colleen Hoover? They all pale in comparison to the literary masterpieces written by Quan Millz.


You may have come across Millz’s work on Amazon, Kindle or just browsing Twitter. His books have even been made into custom content for The Sims. Once you see that title “Old Thot Next Door” you will never forget it.


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Danny Brown recently reacted to the author’s catalog of books on his podcast.


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“I wanna collect every book this motherfucker got,” he says.


His titles tell you everything you need to know about the book. There are no surprises here. You are going into “This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib” and you are expecting the lady to have roaches in her crib!


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The cover of these books are even more unhinged than the titles. The man on the cover of “This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib” is so distressed.


Millz is the opposite of George R.R Martin, in that he seems to be publishing a new book daily. There are three books in the “Project Hoe Dreams” series. For the small price of $13.99 or a Kindle Unlimited account, you can unlock a whole world of “Pastors Eat Pwussy Too”.



Who is this wordsmith who seems to capture the attention of the internet time and time again?


Not much is known about Millz. So much so, its led to an internet conspiracy theory that he is actually a white man. There are no photos of him online and “Quan Millz” is a pen name.


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Millz does maintain that he is not a white man.


His bio on Amazon states that “He currently resides in Chicago, Illinois, and is tirelessly working to make his crazy and addictive stories come alive onto the television screen”.


Tyler Perry? Sam Levinson? We are patiently waiting for the Tubi original series. It’s clear that “Pregnant By My Husband’s Grandaddy” needs to be on the small screen.