With the decade quickly coming to a close, we thought it would be fun to take a look back at the past 10 years of eBaum's World, internet culture, and just the world in general. Our site is one of the longest standing media websites around and has quite the "exciting" history. We wrote you guys a survey, and this is what we've got.
Take a peek at our Readers Survey Results 2019. We've posted our favorite answers from each question and didn't change any of the spelling or grammar because we don't know how to do that anyway. Most of the answers were funny, some were sad, and some were right on par with what we expected. One thing we noticed was the surprising amount of anti-vaxx comments throughout. Who knew?
Before we check out the results, here's some information about y'all.
We also had 1 person from France, 1 person from Latvia, 1 Person from the Netherlands, and 1 person from the Republic of South Africa.
What was your favorite eBaum's World memory this decade?
Lots and lots of dumb shit has happened on our site in the past decade. This is what you guys thought was the best:
When my gallery for Worst Escort Ads trended, like, forever. I thought it was going to hit 1 million views.
Too many to count. Ebaums has been my constant companion during my morning and afternoon constitutionals for years. You could even say you are my best com"poo"nian.
Girl with fat bum
How you constantly steal content from all over and put it in one convenient location.
Probably finding this site through a popular youtuber/streamer - Swifty. He used to make vlogs and he showed this site on one of his videos and after checking it out I have been an almost daily visitor.
The heart warming memes. They always make my day.
Your Facebook videos with the one guy that went shopping in Ross department stores. "I got it at Ross!"
they were all shit
Cosplay galleries of near nude. chicks
Shoo! only started going on here about a month ago. use to be on it all the time about 14years ago though! Great site! gets me in trouble at work though...
Commenting on the boards every 30 seconds with everyone else roasting the hell out of each other day in and day out. Until the mods gave everyone the boot.
What was the most memorable video you saw on eBaum's World this decade?
There have been thousands of great videos posted to the site so remembering just one specific video is difficult for sure. Check out the top 10 videos of the decade that were featured on eBaum's World.
That one video
That japanese girl that ended up dying in a hotel and they found her in the water tanks on the roof.
Antoine Dodson "Bed Intruder Song"
2 Girls, 1 Cup
not a video. Probably just being on Twitch with everyone playing marbles. That is always a good time.
The Thailand hooker that farts on the dudes buddy
ebaumsworld user video in 2012 - https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/the-ebaumsworld-user-vid/81064636/
Seagulls Stop-it Now.
The other one where you shut up
hot dog eating contest
I can't remember shit.
tom green saying ebaum dot mother fucking com
What's one thing you wish you could ask Eric Bauman?
For those of you that somehow don't know who Eric Bauman is, he's ebaum, you know the name of the website that you're on right now.
How much for a pair of your dirty underwear?
WTF were You thinking???!
How big is your dick? and what dat dick do?
How are you still alive?
Who is Eric Bauman?
How do you stave off the big sad?
Did he know this website was listed once in hustler magazine
Who the fuck are you?
Please shut this website down
I've always pictured you as looking like Eric Cartman, are you guys related?
I got food poisoning at your steakhouse, dickhead
why does god hate me?
why ur so fat?
Why his site is such a piece of shit?
What blood pressure medication do you use?
What are your predictions for the site in the upcoming decade?
We've been around for a really long time and we ain't going nowhere.
to hopefully get our porn back
"This domain name for sale."
no way this site makes it a decade
After Trump's second term is finished, he will buy EBW because most of his supporters are here. He will then fire the entire staff (like on The Apprentice), and replace them all with his current white house cabinet. The "mature section" will be reinstated, but it will be callled "Grab 'em by the Hoo-Hah."
Fake news becomes more rampant forcing Ebaums to step up to the plate on informing the world of what's really going on. Eric gets elected in the 2024 election and infects every electronic device in the world with the new Ebaumtrojan having the reverse effect of an Orwellian distopia and giving rise to the age of enlightenment.
get shittier and shittier
I will still be embarrassed to tell people I visit.
Plenty more outrageous bullshit to share
It’s gonna suck because no one can reset my password so I can’t access my account and comment all day.
It's going to reach global recognition
What changes would you like to see on the site in the next year or decade?
This question is actually very useful to us so I just want to say thanks to those of you who answered sincerely. Lots of you want the porn back and we hear you loud and clear but I sadly don't think that will be happening any time soon.
a most viewed all time option
You obviously think vaccines are a good thing. Does Big Pharma pay you to spread their lies?
Less pictures/memes, more videos. Also, stop talking about vaccines. Your heads are up your asses when it comes to anything scientific.
bring back the porn
More girls to flirt with and do cyber sex with.
I'd like Ramble_Khron to have gender reassignment surgery so he can finally complete the transformation.
BRING BACK THE PORN SECTION!
It’s a nice site. The people here are scum. Maybe just give us the option to hide the comments section so we can pretend the world is still worth saving.
More cat videos
Hopefully goes out of business
Make eBaums A Shit Site Again
Grow some balls and stop the madness.
You guessed it. An adult section.
What was the most defining moment of the decade?
Out of 78 total answers, 30 of you said Trump being elected was the most defining moment of the decade.
Finding out Back to the Future 2 was lying.
Banging your mom.
Lil Bubs death.
Epstein didnt kill himself.
Fucking millennials and their dumbass challenges.
when you guys took down the porn section
Trump being elected (bad).
Trump's election. God help us all.
Trump becomes president and I drank the tears of social justice warriors.
this decade was shit
What is the most memorable thing that happened to you this decade?
This was a fun question because we get to hear a little about our users. You guys really did some great things this decade. Check it out:
Became a millionaire.
got 27 likes on a tweet once
I was able to become a sugar daddy.
I threw a disc golf disc 500 feet.
Banging your dad.
when i suffered a concussion n forgot this website existed for about a year
I shit without peeing. It took years of meditation and focus!
I took a fall down some stairs
I had a three-way with my girlfriend and her cousin. It was splendid!
What kind of dumbass question is this?
My pp made yogurt
Getting my name on the refrash button
I got food poisoning and unleashed explosive diarrhea into the toilet. I then stood up, turned around and vomited on top of my diarrhea.
What is the worst way in which the internet changed this decade?
A lot has happened on the internet this past decade. Here's what you guys thought the worst of it was:
People have begun to disassociate what they do and say on the internet with what they consider to be their actual identity. Anonymity has allowed people to foster a nasty side of their personality and pretend they didn't do or say such terrible things. Kinda like that episode of South Park about trolls I guess? That, or the complete obsession people develop with themselves on various platforms. That's a different type of negativity that can transfer to real work consequences.
jake paul and his brother.
Ebaums went even harder for vaccine propaganda.
those goddamn ads
FBI shut down Silk Road.
omfg another question?
EBAUMSWORLD NO PORN!
HomelessJoe didn’t get anymore eboners or ebones or whatever the stuff is called that nyyank cashes in for stuff.
every idiot has a voice and fake news
Offended people. Keyboard warriors shutting people down for no reason other than the sounds that come out of another persons mouth make their eyes sweat. Such weakness, much offense, many whines.
The proliferation of aggregate sites that just make money by rehashing material. OH, and Twitch feeds! Oh my God, they're awful! Have you seen them? Usually a couple schmucks playing videos games.
What are your predictions for the internet this next decade?
I can't imagine what the internet will look like 10 years from now and I'm not sure if I want to know. Maybe we'll all be dead or on Mars or something. Who Knows?
People will use it less.
Disney buys all US-based servers, throttles Netflix service, takes over all online media outlets
Online shopping will result in the decimation of 50% of all brick and mortar stores.
The 6 companies that control the internet will ne down to 3 by 2030. Google, Apple and Amazon.
Predict this. *spreads cheeks*
I can order blowjobs legally from girl prostitutes.
5G is going to make smello-vision a reality AND scare all the wildlife away while attracting homeless skinheads, Ladies are going to be naked on the Moon, and Donald J. Trump will be President. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will have an outstanding campaign and become the youngest president ever (is she gonna be 35?) and Warren Buffett will die. HPV, Herpes and Alzheimers will have a vaccine and Aids will become trendy again. Time will be saved in a bottle and then lost at sea. Robots will give good head. Heads will give in to good robots. Vince Vaughn will campaign for Libertarians. Marijuana will be legalized where I live. AND, Bill Cosby will release an album from prison.
Comedy gold if you just gimme my account back.
im moving to the dark web
It becomes self aware and enslaves humanity
Probably gonna die
What conspiracy theory from the past decade is most likely true?
More than half of you guys went for the "other" option on this one, but 22% said that "Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead" was the conspiracy theory most likely to be true. However, 10 you guys chose to write in "Epstein didn't kill himself" and now I see that our selection wasn't worded properly. Oh well, here are the results:
Millenials have brains that work
Eric Bauman is Ahab.
Bernie Samders is a stressed 35 yr old
2Pac might be alive
Aliens are on Earth and have been.
STOP WITH THE CONSPIRACY NONSENSE
Dont know. Dont care.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jefferey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein was murdered
Epstein probably didn’t kill himself
Epstein didnt kill himself.
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
How will the world end if it does this decade?
While most people chose the "other" option, 18% of you thought that "A New Infectious Disease" would end the world. Here are the rest of the results:
It won't, are you doing a bit? Or are normies really this dumb
You guys spelled “marry” wrong underneath this question.
Bdoubled will fart explod the world
All of the above please.
God returns, Revelation is fulfilled.
Fuck, Marry, Kill
37 of you want to fuck Belle Delphine, 26 want to marry Queen Elizabeth II, and 42 of y'all want to kill Kim Kardashian. Pretty solid. Interesting to note that more people want to fuck Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that Betty White and Queen Elizabeth II. Also, yes I know we spelled Marry and Kardashian wrong. My bad.
Who will be the first to die in 2020?
While most people opted for the "other" option once again, 26% of you guys think Queen Elizabeth will be the first to go down with Betty White close behind at 17%. Not one person said Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Here are the rest of the results:
The witnesses in the Epstein case.
Probably a child who needed health care but his parents couldn't afford it
God's going to kill himself and start over.
What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone?
This question was suggested to me by good ol' Riverboat Ron and it ended up getting the best responses out of all of them. For those of you that don't know this is actually a line from the song "What would you do" by City High.
How tf did you end up in this situation?
Do ATM for an extra tip and get him a super size combo on the way home.
in and out of lock down I ain't got a job now? (correct answer)
Run-on sentence, please fix and resubmit your question.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I would put the turkey in the oven with the speakers on full blast as i spoon feed vodka to the lobster. Bless the tinfoil hat.
All you guys need to take grammar lessons.
I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Get a ducking job.
I would pee on him
coffin is cheaper when they small
Instructions not clear, dick stuck in keyboard.
What? You have a stroke?
I'd suck that d.
WTF kind of question is that? This site is sooo gay.
Somewhere smokin rock now in and out of lock down
I ain't gotta job now so for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life
Well, I'd come home and feed him. After I fucked a dude for cash. What else?
My wife can do what ever tha fuck she wants..and fuck the kid..
Bye... see you guys next decade!