Scientists in Japan Discover Big Nose = Big Hose
In the past, people assumed that guys with big feet were carrying an above-average tool in their pants. Other people have used measurements like the length between your thumb and pinky, or the tip of your middle finger to where it sits on your palm. Well, we can now toss all that out the window after a Japanese study of over 125 corpses showed that the men with larger noses were the ones with the XL equipment.
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According to the findings, men with noses that were 1.8 inches long had an average below-the-belt length of 4.1 inches. For men with 2.2-inch noses or more, it was 5.3 inches on average.
The study found that the size of a man's nose is more closely related to the size of their junk than pretty much anything else on the human body, including how big their feet are.
'This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear,' the researchers write.
'Therefore, we consider it an interesting subject to pursue from now on.'