Snickers Keeping Veiny Bars after Internet Proves We’re All Thirsty AF
Everyone can now breathe a heavy sigh of relief. The famous candy bar we all know and love has confirmed that they are indeed KEEPING THE VEINS. Snickers has become well known on the internet (mainly through memes) for its classic and strangely sexual veiny chocolate bars.
Up until recently we never thought that there was even a chance the veins might one day just up and disappear. But things got very real, very quickly.
WHO TOOK THE DICK VEIN OUT OF SNICKERS!! pic.twitter.com/17Knbk9aXN— Tasha Mack (@BarefootTasha_) April 20, 2022
Twitter was understandably upset.
First the green M&M & now the Dick Vein from the Snickers??? What has this world come to https://t.co/KPynwHhfBL— Guero (@Gee_Guero) April 20, 2022
this is the opposite of progress. they should be— tony tordalero (@gravytugboat) April 20, 2022
further embracing the juicy dick vein by giving all snickers bars a wicked left curve. boycotting until that sweet, triumphant vein is returned. https://t.co/9G8MNfCa6M
nah imma need that vein back https://t.co/Lwi93mgEh9— tortor (@tortor331) April 20, 2022
With the original tweet going viral as the youths say (at 30K retweets and over 300K likes) you knew the official Snickers account had to jump in quick.
Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter... THE VEINS REMAIN! pic.twitter.com/pzfkoYqvyD— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) April 19, 2022
That was a close one. Our friends over at Snopes even had the situation on lock.
Let us set the record straight:— snopes.com (@snopes) April 18, 2022
The candy company Mars, Inc. has not removed a “dick vein” from candy bars after being pressured by a “woke mob.” https://t.co/7LNISoA3pj
Who knew EVERYONE was this horny all the time? Just look at some of these brand responses.
Well okay, then.
Twix is out here about to risk it all.
And of course...Fleshlight. I pose this question just about once a day at this job, but what did we even do before the internet?
I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that the d*ck vein is here to stay.