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Jefferey Epstein Isn't Dead, Because He's a 300-Year-Old Vampire Who's on the 20-Dollar Bill
A new theory proposed on the r/conspiracy subreddit uses facial recognition to insinuate that Epstein isn’t just alive, but has been for the last 300 or more years; as former president Andrew Jackson.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Angry Bride Asks for A Refund After Photog Sleeps With Her Ex-Fiance
Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life. Still, there are many things that can ruin your perfect day — for example, your new husband sleeping with your wedding photographer.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'One Girl One Bucket': Woman Covers Herself In Sewage In Honor of the Dave Matthews Band Toilet Incident
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band went where no other rock group had before, dousing an entire Chicago architecture tour boat 800 pounds of pure sewage from their tour bus.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'There Are Things In This World That Aren't Real!': Airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas Doubled Down On Claims Passengers Weren't Real In Deleted Tweets
Though Tiffany Gomas may have only recently been identified as the mysterious Karen behind last month’s mega-viral “that motherfucker back there is not real” rant, she doubled down on her claims of shapeshifting fliers shortly after her rise to online inf
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
A Folding Chair Has Become the Star of the 'Montgomery Melee'
During the chaos of the Montgomery Melee, the viral waterfront battle that resulted in four arrest warrants, the discovery of competitive swimming’s latest protégé and several important lessons about messing with the elderly, one man found a secret weapon
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Before and After Photos of the Montgomery Melee Boaters Is the Ultimate ‘How It Started’ vs ‘How It’s Going'
Beyond cementing themselves as Twitter’s villains du jour, the boaters who started the viral Montgomery Melee boat fight have emerged as the latest embodiment of the “How It Started vs. How It's Going” meme.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'They Had a Time That Night': The Wild Christmas Party That Led to Three Different Pregnancies
Every Virgo has had the unfortunate realization about being conceived during Christmas time. Well, three babies will grow up to find out they were all conceived on the same Christmas game night.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'KARMA WINS!!!!': Metal Fans Rejoice After Convicted Sex Offender and Lostprophets Singer Stabbed In Prison
Though he may have been the lead singer of rock band Lostprophets, convicted child sex offender Ian Watkins recently found a shiv to the neck after being attacked by three fellow “heavy-duty cons” at HMP Wakefield in West Yorkshire, England.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Retire! Retire! Retire!': Hecklers Implore 81-Year-Old Mitch McConnell To GTFO the Senate and Into Boca Raton
As calls mount for curmudgeonly Republican Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to go to Hell, there’s another place several voters think he should stop first: A retirement home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
NYPD Smashes Teen’s Head Through Taxi Window
The police apparently weren’t too happy about that viral video of one of their own getting rinsed on a children’s slide. As a result, they seem to be exacting their revenge on internet users, starting with fans of streamer Kai Cenat.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Peeved Lufthansa Pilot Draws Giant Dick After Being Forced To Re-Route
That’s the question one peeved Lufthansa pilot apparently asked themself last month after opting to express their sky-rage over a rerouted flight in the form of drawing a massive penis with their aircraft.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Teen Vomits Three Times After Getting the Chance to Perform With His Favorite Rapper
No matter how fast some rappers spit, their most ardent supporters will memorize every word, screaming bars at the top of their lungs at concerts — or, honestly, anywhere they get the opportunity to do so.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
