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They're Turning the Cicadas Gay

After a roughly decade-and-a-half hiatus, trillions of cicadas are ready to come out this summer — literally

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Gen Z Is Learning a Hard Lesson About MD 20/20

Sometimes FAFO-ing involves waking up “in the middle of a field with absolutely no recollection of how you got there.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Crane Accidentally Drops Shipping Container Into Family's Front Yard

Taking door-to-door delivery a bit too seriously.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dysfunctional Florida Fish Also Allegedly Have Havana Syndrome

A few years ago, workers at American Embassies abroad started to complain about a strange array of symptoms ranging from ringing ears and migraines to vertigo and cognitive dysfunction.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Russian Republic Bans All Music That’s Too Fast or Too Slow

Sorry, hardcore fans — if you’re looking for a place to host your next party, you’re going to have to count out Chechnya.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Watching Elon Musk’s daily life has many people reacting like the mom in The Babadook — i.e. frantically screaming “WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL?!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Not Enough Hours in the Day? Blame the Reptilians Speeding Up Time, Says Reddit

Some days go by faster than others. If you have a normal brain, you might think that this is due to humans having a shifting perception of time depending on what activity we’re doing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Ricky Martin Caught Pitching a Tent At Madonna Concert

Was that a Bon-Bon in his pocket or was he just happy to see us?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Yesterday They Thought They'd Be Raptured. Today They’re Still Posting On Reddit

The old adage of "onto the next one" applies to failed raptures, too.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Surprisingly, Everyone Who Stared At the Sun Is Now Complaining of Eye Pain

Yesterday, an eclipse was visible across the United States.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Teen Nearly Blinded After Staring at Eclipse Through Telescope

If you looked at the sun without glasses yesterday, you really shouldn’t have. That’s because even a brief unprotected stare into an eclipse can cause irreversible eye damage, says the Adler Planetarium.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy Can’t Believe That His Girlfriend Throws Away Their Spoons Instead of Washing Them

Sometimes being in a relationship means learning about all of your partner’s idiosyncrasies and choosing to love them anyway, but sometimes it means learning about your partner’s idiosyncrasies and roasting them online because you’re baffled beyond belief

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dudes Welcome the 9/9/9 Challenge: 9 Beers and 9 Hot Dogs Across 9 Innings

The challenge consists of consuming nine hotdogs and nine beers across nine innings.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

British Boat Race in Poop Water Leaves Everyone Sick

The sanctity of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race was recently tarnished after contestants had to contest with literal poo in the water, which some claimed resulted in their being infected with E.coli prior to the race.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Witches Are Planning to Cast Spells During the Solar Eclipse

Spell or no spell, just try not to blind yourself.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

People Think CERN Is Opening a Portal to Hell Today

A lot of things will happen on eclipse day. The apocalypse is not one of them.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman States Not All Girls Should Wear Crop Tops, Resulting in Everyone Wearing Crop Tops

In a desperate bid to become influencers, thousands of people take to TikTok daily to share thoughts that nobody needed to hear on topics nobody wants to discuss.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

A Chinese Glycine Manufacturer Is Going Viral on TikTok, For Some Reason

We’ve all heard about the random products that go viral on TikTok — Stanley cups, a chicken sauce that makes you shit your pants and so much more. What a magical world we live in!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘The Blunt’s Gone’: Dude Falls 30-Feet Out of Tree Hammock

There’s nothing better than a hammock on a summer’s day. Add a view and a blunt to the mix? Mmm! Life is good.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Chilean Expedition Reveals Never Before Seen Sea Creatures and They’re Weird as Hell

Much of the ocean is still unexplored. That’s why, whenever we manage to go to an area of the water we’ve never been to before, we’re continually amazed by what we find there.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Guy Fired After He Stocked Department Store Shelves, Decides to Undo His Work

This is going to be pretty awkward in the exit interview. After allegedly getting fired from his job, one grocery worker decided to exact his revenge.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The Most Exciting Posts from Facebook's 'Dull Men's Club'

Life isn’t always a thrill ride. Sometimes, life’s greatest pleasures come not in the form of major events, but in the little things that keep us going. This revelation is the genesis of Facebook’s “Dull Men’s Club,” where men from around the world gather

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny