I'm not a connoisseur of expensive and refined drinks. It doesn't mean I'm not that much into alcohol. I like getting drunk - 3 drinks to get me started is enough. It's wise to drink with caution and moderation. It's also a shame that I don't.

1. Red Wine and Cider - Obviously must of been done before but I still claim ownership of this beverage. 1/4 of red wine to 3/4 cider will do. Any red, but must be Strongbow cider.

2. Pimm's and Lemonade - Two shots of Pimm's, ice and fruit, topped up with lemonade.

3. Long Island Iced Tea - A drink recommended by fuzz that knocks your head off.

4. Vodka and Coke - I prefer Coca Cola with a  double shot of the vodka.

5. Lager - Doesn't really matter which but I prefer 5% plus lagers.