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Landlord Cosplays As Homeless Person On LinkedIn

Just when you thought landlords couldn't get any worse, this landlord and LinkedIn user (truly the worst combination of person) really really wants the masses to think he’s homeless, heading to LinkedIn to share the dirtiest, raunchiest piece of hustle po

Woman Threatens to Sue Store After Being Refused Service

You catch more sandwiches with honey than you do with vinegar.

Off-Duty Cop Caught Assaulting Man at Red Light

Meet Allen Ganter, a cop and student resource officer in Meriden, Connecticut. There’s just one problem: Ganter loves punching people.

Joker Look-Alike Spits and Screams at SFO Security Before Daring Them to ‘Break His Leg’

If you see a man dressed like the Joker — and you’re not at a Halloween party — it’s a pretty safe bet that you’re about to have a bad time.

Europeans Really Want to Go to the University of Alabama

They may deny it, but the average European yearns for America.

Who Harmed ‘Dune’ Actress Rebecca Ferguson?: All the Likely Candidates for the Most ‘Hated’ Person Online

Actress Rebecca Ferguson inadvertently started a witch hunt this week after speaking candidly about a former co-star who screamed at her and told her, “You call yourself an actor, this is what I have to work with?” causing her to cry and walk off set.

Everyone Supports Andy Cohen’s Alleged Cocaine Use

Recently, television personality Andy Cohen was accused of doing cocaine with “Housewives and other 'Bravolebrities' that he employs” — and pretty much everyone thinks that’s just fine.

OnlyFans Mom Complains About Picking Up Her Puking Child From School

Believe it or not, OnlyFans creators have lives outside of getting freaky on cam.

‘Bro Is A Real Supervillain’: Breaking Down All of Diddy’s Alleged Crimes

It turns out Diddy is a freak — and not in the fun way.

Dog Off Leash Terrorizes L.A. Horse Cops

What’s the point of horse cops? Sure, the police may tell you that they’re for crowd control — but 9 times out of 10, when you see a cop on a horse, they’re just chilling, often far away from any sizable gathering of people.

JLo Is Charging Fans $4,000 to Stand in Her Presence

It’s no secret that while some artists are in it for the love of their craft, others are in it primarily for the money.

Chicken Shop Employees Work Together to Fight Off Rowdy Customers

Chicken shops are second only to Waffle Houses in terms of fights.

Girl Gives the Worst National Anthem Performance Maybe Ever

The national anthem is a song that’s received many renditions, with a significant majority of them being absolutely unlistenable.

Judge Tases Man for Speaking Out of Turn in Court

Nobody likes going to court: Lawyers don’t like it, plaintiffs don’t like it and defendants definitely don’t like it.

Kate Middleton Got a BBL: Conspiracies Swirl Around the ‘Disappearance’ of the Princess of Wales

Kate Middleton fans (c’mon, I’m sure they exist somewhere) have been in a panic the past two months. Why? That’s because their beloved Princess of Wales is MIA — and the internet is full of theories about where she went.

Kids Left In Tears After Willy Wonka Experience Resembles Meth Lab

Some Scottish children were lucky enough to experience an immersive Willy Wonka event recently, complete with the intense feelings of disappointment and even fear that most of the kids on the factory tour likely felt in the Gene Wilder classic.

Guy Takes Out Group of People at High Speeds On His First Day Skiing

The only difference between skiing and bowling? Nothing, if you’re this guy.

'Private Property, You F—ker!': Angry Man Pulls Shotgun On Snowboarder

Though one snowboarder may have intended to catch some fresh powder during his recent day on the slopes, he nearly caught a few strays instead, apparently veering off course and into an angry, gun-toting boomer’s yard.

Emirates Flight Crew Forced to Fight Violent Man Mid-Flight

Though the passengers aboard a recent Emirates flight may have been intending to travel from Dubai to Islamabad, they wound up taking a detour to fist city after an apparently drunk traveler decided to duke it out with crew members.

Hockey Fan Gets Head-Butted Back Into His Seat

Though hockey may be famed for its on-ice brawls, NHL players aren’t the only ones getting in on the fun.

‘Who Am I Gonna Call Now?’: Citizens Debate What to Do After Seeing Two Ambulances Crash Into Each Other

Poland has experienced a real “who watches the Watchmen”-style situation. In short, two ambulances crashed into each other — leaving a lot of people wondering what exactly they’re supposed to do in this situation.

Guy Admits to Editing Photos of His Food to Scam DoorDash

Cops Try to Tase Guy, But He Hits Them With the 1-2 Punch Instead

The only thing that can stop an angry cop with a taser? An angier rando with a legendary TKO combo.

Fraternity Boxing Match Ends in Bros Getting Lit on Fire

While boxing pretends to be a gentleman’s game, at the end of the day, it’s just two people hitting each other.

Guy Roasted After Attempting to Calculate Heroin Into His Macros

Hitting your macros ain’t easy.