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Pizza Activist Can’t Stop Throwing Pizza at Government Buildings

Last year, the City of New York announced a proposal that would make it impossible to buy good pizza in the city.

By Braden Bjella

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Doctors Find Live Eel in Man’s Abdomen, Man Won’t Say If He Tried to Put It Up His Butt

If any doctors are reading this, be honest with me — how much of your job involves taking things out of people’s asses?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Look How They Massacred My Rogue': 'X-Men 97' Fans Have Noticed a Major Edit to a Beloved Character

Though X-Men 97 premiered this week to rave reviews, cementing itself as the first actually decent work Marvel has produced in years, not everyone was heralding the MCU’s latest addition — namely, A-Men.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Congrats Guys, We’ve All Been Bullying a Woman With Cancer

So it turns out Kate Middleton didn't get a BBL afterall, oops.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

If you’ve been on X/Twitter as of late, you’ve probably noticed a Yertle the Turtle-looking dude who keeps posting about how much money he has, only to get roasted by Community Notes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Airbus Has Elected a New CEO’: Massive Plume of Smoke Spills From Airbus After a Technical Malfunction

Welcome to the deadly skies.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Lets Off a Round Into His Pan of Hamburger Helper

And they say white people don't season their food.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

American Tourists Prove All of England Wrong By Driving the Country From Top to Bottom After Being Warned Not To

Nothing sets off the Brits like Americans taking a road trip.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elderly Couple Walk the Wrong Way Up a Moving Walkway Indefinitely

Legend has it that they're still there, stuck in an infinite loop.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Target Employee Calls Out Influencer for Harassing Him at Work and Using Him for Content

A hazard of modern day living is getting roped into someone else’s content.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Elephants Attack South African Safari Car in Wild Rampage

Why are they screaming? Isn't this what they wanted?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

FBI Roasted After Failing to Find Three 14-Year-Old Bank Robbers

Help! Have you seen these children?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Australian Woman Restrained After Screaming in People's Faces on Jetstar Flight to Bali

Airplanes are quickly becoming one the most popular places for freakouts.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Disgraced Nickelodeon Producer Dan Schneider Suddenly Remorseful About On-Set Assault After Release of Explosive Documentary

If Dan Schneider wants to clear his name, he's going to have to try a lot harder than this.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

American Tourists Put in Their Place After Harassing King’s Guard

As if people in other countries didn’t already hate American tourists enough.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dan Bilzerian Says Being With Someone Who Actually Loves You Is Better Than Being With Many Who Don't

Dan Blizeran is ready to settle down. The only problem is he has no one to settle down with.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

TikTok Yelled At Her For Saying She Doesn't Play With Her Kids, But Is She Right?

Author and TikToker KC Davis recently made waves when she shared a parenting tip that essentially boils down to refusing to indulge in her children’s desires for enjoyment and merriment: saying “no” when her kids ask her to play with them.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

No One Believes Woman In Newly-Released Photo Is Actually Kate Middleton

That person is not real.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tennessee Woman Finds Vial of Blood in Her Shein Order

Who doesn't love and extra goodie when buying something online.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Giant Darknet Drug Market Shuts Down, Owner Threatens to Doxx Everyone

Turns out that buying drugs online is the best idea.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Disneyland Is the Happiest Place on Earth ... To Scatter Your Loved One’s Ashes

On Sunday, one vacationer headed to Reddit with a glimpse at just how gory a trip to the typically family-friendly vacation spot can be.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Learns Hard Lesson After Trying to Pet Panda

In a now-viral clip shared to r/PublicFreakout, a nosy tourist discovered that animal cages exist for a reason, getting one hell of an a— whooping after sticking her hand between the bars in an attempt to pet the panda.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Med Students Reconsider Their Career Paths After Watching C-Section Video

Oh, so you want to be a doctor, do you?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Lady Can’t Stop Getting Stung By Scorpions and Saying She’s Harnessing Their Power

There have always been people who seek alternative medicines and cures for their issues.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘SMD’: Woman’s Car Keyed After Cops Tow It and Leave It in the Middle of the Street

Getting your car towed is a bummer. But getting your car towed to an illegal location, and then having it vandalized? Boy, that will really ruin your Tuesday.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

Pizza Activist Can’t Stop Throwing Pizza at Government Buildings

Doctors Find Live Eel in Man’s Abdomen, Man Won’t Say If He Tried to Put It Up His Butt

'Look How They Massacred My Rogue': 'X-Men 97' Fans Have Noticed a Major Edit to a Beloved Character

Congrats Guys, We’ve All Been Bullying a Woman With Cancer

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

‘Airbus Has Elected a New CEO’: Massive Plume of Smoke Spills From Airbus After a Technical Malfunction

Man Lets Off a Round Into His Pan of Hamburger Helper

American Tourists Prove All of England Wrong By Driving the Country From Top to Bottom After Being Warned Not To

Elderly Couple Walk the Wrong Way Up a Moving Walkway Indefinitely

Target Employee Calls Out Influencer for Harassing Him at Work and Using Him for Content

Elephants Attack South African Safari Car in Wild Rampage

FBI Roasted After Failing to Find Three 14-Year-Old Bank Robbers

Australian Woman Restrained After Screaming in People's Faces on Jetstar Flight to Bali

Disgraced Nickelodeon Producer Dan Schneider Suddenly Remorseful About On-Set Assault After Release of Explosive Documentary

American Tourists Put in Their Place After Harassing King’s Guard

Dan Bilzerian Says Being With Someone Who Actually Loves You Is Better Than Being With Many Who Don't

TikTok Yelled At Her For Saying She Doesn't Play With Her Kids, But Is She Right?

No One Believes Woman In Newly-Released Photo Is Actually Kate Middleton

Tennessee Woman Finds Vial of Blood in Her Shein Order

Giant Darknet Drug Market Shuts Down, Owner Threatens to Doxx Everyone

Disneyland Is the Happiest Place on Earth ... To Scatter Your Loved One’s Ashes

Woman Learns Hard Lesson After Trying to Pet Panda

Med Students Reconsider Their Career Paths After Watching C-Section Video

This Lady Can’t Stop Getting Stung By Scorpions and Saying She’s Harnessing Their Power

‘SMD’: Woman’s Car Keyed After Cops Tow It and Leave It in the Middle of the Street

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