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'Girl Hobby' is Just A New Way to Say Women Be Shopping

‘Girl Dinner’ was the Manhattan project of girl-ifying everyday life.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Canadian Man Arrested After Celebrating His New License By Driving 30 MPH above Speed Limit, Cracking A Cold One Behind The Wheel

Finally getting your license, no matter your age, is always a cause for celebration.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘They Wanted Titanic and It Seems Titanic They’ll Get’: The Nine-Month Cruise Is Already One for the Books

Despite sounding like the premise of a low-budget horror movie on the high seas, it’s true: A number of people have willingly signed up to participate in a nine-month-long cruise around the world.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Redditor Is Begging for Someone to Give Him a Breast Implant to Use as a Fidget Spinner

Sorry fidget spinners, clicky cubes and those eraser cap things from elementary school, a brand new stim toy is here to take your gig — Breast implants

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Feds Say Road Signs Can’t Be Funny Anymore

Have you ever been driving and seen a funny traffic sign? Well, Johnny Law says that laughing on the road is no longer allowed.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Spotify Roasts Lil' Nas X's New Single 'J Christ'

No one is too thrilled about Lil Nas X’s latest single.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'I'm Going to Set Myself on Fire at the 50-Yard Line': The Crimson Tide Isn’t Taking Nick Saban’s Retirement Well

On January 10th, Nick Saban, a renowned figure in college football coaching with seven national championships under his belt, declared his retirement.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Pentagon Officials Deny Rumors That Taylor Swift is a 'Government Psyop'

Listen, I know we’re all tired of hearing about Taylor Swift.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Hot New Tourist Destination the ‘Chicago Rat Hole’ is Actually a Squirrel Hole

America’s cities are full of amazing wonders for tourists to visit.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gary Busey Pulls Out His Hog and Pees on Himself in Public

Though actor Gary Busey may famously not give a s—, it appears he does, in fact, give a piss.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Protestors Block Man From Picking His Kid Up From School

No matter how determined protesters may be to get their message across, angry fathers will always be more determined to be there for their children.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

A Video Without Sound Got 20,000 Likes and Sparked Debate on the ‘Dead Internet Theory’

Is the internet dead? Why did 33 million people watch a silent video? And more importantly, what does the Kazakh language sound like?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Argument Breaks Out on United Flight After Woman Unplugs Man's Phone Charger

One pissed-off plane passenger had a recent trip cut short, finding herself booted from a United flight after getting charged up over someone unplugging her phone charger.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

10-Foot-Tall 'Giants’ Seen in Brazil Are Just Really Big Puppets

New footage of 'giants' in South America just dropped.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Who is He Afraid of?': Zucc’s Homegrown Beef Brag Captures Coaster on His Drink

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg — he’s just like us 20-something girls … and by just like us 20-something girls, I mean he, too, is absolutely terrified of getting roofied.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

No, This Is Not Jimmy Page’s Granddaughter — It’s His Girlfriend

Though classic rock Twitter fanpage @historyrock_ may have intended to celebrate Led Zeppelin founder and guitarist’s 80 birthday on Tuesday.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Brazilian Senior Citizen Fell in 130-Foot Hole He Dug Looking for Gold

The year of the tunnel continues — only this time, we’re making our way down south to the sun-soaked country of Brazil.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People Are Down Bad for This Water Stain

After roughly a decade of down bad posting, it appears the horndogs of Reddit have finally made a full 360, finding themselves thirsting over, well, actual tea.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

You Can’t Even Afford Hot Dogs on a Wienermobile Driver’s Salary

Have you ever wanted to be an Oscar Mayer weiner, because then everyone would be in love with you? Would you settle for being an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile driver?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Jeremy Allen White’s New Photoshoot Finally Shows Bulge, But Not a Belly Button

Despite being incredibly hot, poor Jeremy Allen White, best known for playing Carmy on The Bear, just can’t catch a break.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Girl Filming TikTok In Her Driveway Gets Run Over By Her Dad

The only thing more awkward than getting caught making a TikTok in public? Getting caught making a TikTok in public …after getting nearly bulldozed by your stepdad’s car.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

His Ex Accused Him of Giving Her HIV, Turns Out She Was Lying

One recent example is a case where a man’s ex-girlfriend publicly accused him of giving her HIV, posting the accusation to social media and resulting in a flood of people sending him abusive messages.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Looks Like Poop': New Footage Claims to Show ’Jellyfish” Like UFO

We want to believe … that this new alleged UAP isn’t actually bird poop.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Home Inspector Aghast at the Incredibly Shoddy Craftsmanship of New 1.3 Million Dollar Home

With the price of homes the way they are (high and rising higher) you'd think a 1.3 million dollar home would be well made right? Well, not in this economy.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Pranks His Mom Into Thinking Aliens Are Invading Earth

Though UAP may stand for Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, one mischievous son decided to bring new meaning to the acronym, Utterly, Absolutely Pranking his mother into believing Earth was in the midst of an alien invasion.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

'Girl Hobby' is Just A New Way to Say Women Be Shopping

Canadian Man Arrested After Celebrating His New License By Driving 30 MPH above Speed Limit, Cracking A Cold One Behind The Wheel

‘They Wanted Titanic and It Seems Titanic They’ll Get’: The Nine-Month Cruise Is Already One for the Books

This Redditor Is Begging for Someone to Give Him a Breast Implant to Use as a Fidget Spinner

Feds Say Road Signs Can’t Be Funny Anymore

Spotify Roasts Lil' Nas X's New Single 'J Christ'

'I'm Going to Set Myself on Fire at the 50-Yard Line': The Crimson Tide Isn’t Taking Nick Saban’s Retirement Well

Pentagon Officials Deny Rumors That Taylor Swift is a 'Government Psyop'

Hot New Tourist Destination the ‘Chicago Rat Hole’ is Actually a Squirrel Hole

Gary Busey Pulls Out His Hog and Pees on Himself in Public

Protestors Block Man From Picking His Kid Up From School

A Video Without Sound Got 20,000 Likes and Sparked Debate on the ‘Dead Internet Theory’

Argument Breaks Out on United Flight After Woman Unplugs Man's Phone Charger

10-Foot-Tall 'Giants’ Seen in Brazil Are Just Really Big Puppets

'Who is He Afraid of?': Zucc’s Homegrown Beef Brag Captures Coaster on His Drink

No, This Is Not Jimmy Page’s Granddaughter — It’s His Girlfriend

Brazilian Senior Citizen Fell in 130-Foot Hole He Dug Looking for Gold

People Are Down Bad for This Water Stain

You Can’t Even Afford Hot Dogs on a Wienermobile Driver’s Salary

Jeremy Allen White’s New Photoshoot Finally Shows Bulge, But Not a Belly Button

Girl Filming TikTok In Her Driveway Gets Run Over By Her Dad

His Ex Accused Him of Giving Her HIV, Turns Out She Was Lying

‘Looks Like Poop': New Footage Claims to Show ’Jellyfish” Like UFO

Home Inspector Aghast at the Incredibly Shoddy Craftsmanship of New 1.3 Million Dollar Home

Man Pranks His Mom Into Thinking Aliens Are Invading Earth

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