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Man Who Fell Into Bill’s Construction Pit Heralded As 'Good Luck Charm'

After nearly six decades without nabbing as much as an AFL Championship, fans of the Buffalo Bills have allegedly taken extreme measures in the hopes of landing their first Super Bowl win — sacrificing themselves to a giant pit.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Loses It After Getting Locked Inside Walmart After Allegedly Shoplifting

Though Walmart may be known for its surprisingly low prices, one woman discovered that the big box store does not honor the time-honored five-finger discount.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Girlfriends Are Squirting Ketchup onto Kitchen Counters to Test Their Boyfriends’ Critical Thinking Skills

It’s no longer enough to be a himbo.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

ChatGPT Doesn’t Want to Work Anymore, Says Users

We all have those days where we simply don’t want to work. As it turns out, ChatGPT does too — and its users are pretty pissed about it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘How Many Settings Does That Thing Have?’: Women Choreograph Dances For Each Setting of Their Vibrator

Some people are too scared to ask hard-hitting questions or go all in on their research.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Plane Crashes into Utility Pole, Goes Up in Flames

A video showing a plane losing control, crashing into a utility pole and then igniting was recently captured near the Chilean city of Panguilemo.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Poop-Gate’: Woman Outs Her Former Roommate and Victoria Secret Model For Keeping Her Used Tampons and Dirty TP In a Suitcase

Despite their reputations as some of the sexiest women on earth, Victoria’s Secret models aren’t all abs, legs and diamond-encrusted bras — just ask influencer Taylor Paré, who cited one of the lingerie brand’s resident angels as the roommate from hell.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Did This White Dude Rapping Curse the Eagles’ Season?

The only thing cringier than being a white dude who raps? Being a white dude who raps so badly that it curses an entire NFL team.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Skid-Loader and Cop Car Face Off in Home Depot Parking Lot

It’s a battle for the ages — and like all good conflicts, it’s taking place in a suburban parking lot.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Sues Facebook After Women Call Him Out for Being A Weirdo

Whisper networks have always been a thing — people, primarily women, warning each other about weird or creepy men in their local area through word-of-mouth.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘We’re Gonna Figure Out If It’s a Pipe Zone’: Dude Plays His Bagpipe in Random Spots Around Town to See If It’s Chill

The internet is full of people occupying incredibly different and varied niches, but even I’ve had my mind blown by how specific this man’s particular niche is.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sword Fight Breaks Out at U.K. Chicken Shop

Never get between a Brit and their fried meat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mother Seen Working Fast-Food Counter With Newborn Baby on Her Chest

The U.S. can proudly say that it’s the best at a lot of things.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Ed Edd N Eddy A— Crime’: Woman Claims Thieves Stole Her Driveway

We undoubtedly live in an era of more bizarre scams than the human mind can reasonably comprehend.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'I Apparently Made Everything Dirty': No Second Floor, No Socks Inside and All the Rules Kid Has In Mom's House

No matter how clean you think your mom is, mental health influencer @zavhbruh’s mom is cleaner … and that’s probably not a good thing.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Bro is Unbothered': Super Chill Dude Isn't Phased By Customer Harassing Him

If "I do not get paid enough for this" was a person, he'd be this guy.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Influencer Pretends to ‘Work For Free at Target’ But Is Really Just Selling Sparkling Water

Everyone has that friend who worked in retail and still gets the urge to return items to the correct shelves, occasionally going so far as to give in to that urge while you’re out shopping with them.

By cathybara

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Woman Puts Crappy Airbnb on Blast in an Attempt for a Refund

The heyday of Airbnb is definitely long since passed.

By cathybara

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Audience Audibly Groans After Discovering 'Mean Girls' is A Musical

In a new viral clip, audiences seated for the film, which is set to hit theaters across the nation on Friday, found themselves caught very much off guard during the first few minutes of the movie.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Whoopi Goldberg Saw an ‘Entity’ on ‘The View’

Whoopi Goldberg, who has ample experience with ghosts, seemingly had a paranormal experience during a recent episode of The View.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s Post-Gym Flex Interrupted By Sounds of Diarrhea

Filming yourself at the gym is already questionable enough. But doing so in the bathroom to the tune of farts? That’s a whole other level.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Oh My God!’: Nude Woman Shoots at Cars on California Highway

You think the morning commute can’t get much worse, and then this happens.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'God Gotta Be Real': Playboy Carti Superfan Meets His Idol in Prison

A trip to the jailhouse turned into an impromptu meet and greet for one very lucky — and very handcuffed — Playboi Carti fan, who found himself face-to-face with the musician shortly after he was arrested for reckless driving in September 2022.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny