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Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

What level of hell is this?

By Peter Rapine

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Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Are they accepting contract work?

By Peter Rapine

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Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Britney Spears is a free woman, and she can let her dogs poop in her house if she wants!

By Peter Rapine

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Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

He’s already cashed his last giant novelty check.

By Braden Bjella

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Swifties Are Arguing About Whether It’s ‘Ableist’ to Pay for Rent Instead of Taylor Swift Tickets

Point: You’ll remember this show for the rest of your life. Counterpoint: If you don’t pay rent, you have to sleep outside.

By Braden Bjella

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Crypto Bros Are Now Investing in Gold, Calling It ‘Natural Bitcoin’

It took a while, but the crypto bros are finally starting to get it.

By Peter Rapine

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Elon Musk Is Going to Be the First Trillionaire

I can’t think of someone who deserves it less.

By Peter Rapine

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Airlines No Longer Have to Compensate You If Someone Freaks Out on Your Flight

If your flight is delayed due to someone acting like they saw an alien on the wing of your plane, you’re not getting paid for it.

By Braden Bjella

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LEGO's $1,000 Death Star Is Flat

In this economy?

By Peter Rapine

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North Korea Can’t Get Anyone to Come to Its New Resort Town

I wonder why.

By Braden Bjella

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Woman Finds ‘Missing’ Husband Via An Instagram Reel of Him Hanging Out With His New Family

Having a second family is getting harder and harder!

By Braden Bjella

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A Woman Sent a Man Thousands of Dollars After He Said He Was An Astronaut Stuck in Space and Needed Money for Oxygen

Whenever you think “no one would believe this,” there is a person out there who believes it.

By Braden Bjella

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Companies Are Using A.I. for Graphic Design, Then Hiring Graphic Designers to Make It Look Less Like A.I.

Surely we can just cut out the middleman and hire the people directly, no?

By Braden Bjella

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Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

If you think about it, “high speed” is really just a state of mind.

By Braden Bjella

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New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

A bit shortsighted, don’t you think?

By Braden Bjella

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Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Mr. Taylor Swift would like to help you look like a million pesos.

By Peter Rapine

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Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

Um, I’m not buying it.

By Peter Rapine

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Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

This definitely won’t create any problems whatsoever.

By Peter Rapine

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Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Hail to the crapper!

By Braden Bjella

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A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

You know where this doesn’t tend to happen? A bank!

By Braden Bjella

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The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Aren’t you guys supposed to be economists?

By Braden Bjella

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Man Gets Bit By Shark After Trying to Take a Photo With It

They’re not really photogenic — more “bitey.”

By Braden Bjella

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Today’s Adults Are Such Babies They’re Using Pacifiers for Stress Relief

You need a bottle, too?

By Braden Bjella

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Cracker Barrel Changed the Rules to Peg Solitaire to Make It Easier

Cracker Barrel nerfed Peg Solitaire!

By Peter Rapine

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Tech Billionaires Are Spending $3,000 on A.I.-Powered Mattress Covers to ‘Hack Sleep’

Counting sheep is a thing of the past.

By Peter Rapine

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Facepalm - articles

Amazon Is Already Selling A.I. Books About the Charlie Kirk Assassination

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Britney Spears’ Mansion Is Covered in Dog Poop

Dude Wins ‘$5,000 a Week Forever’ from Publishers Clearing House. Now the Company Is Broke, and So Is He

Swifties Are Arguing About Whether It’s ‘Ableist’ to Pay for Rent Instead of Taylor Swift Tickets

Crypto Bros Are Now Investing in Gold, Calling It ‘Natural Bitcoin’

Elon Musk Is Going to Be the First Trillionaire

Airlines No Longer Have to Compensate You If Someone Freaks Out on Your Flight

LEGO's $1,000 Death Star Is Flat

North Korea Can’t Get Anyone to Come to Its New Resort Town

Woman Finds ‘Missing’ Husband Via An Instagram Reel of Him Hanging Out With His New Family

A Woman Sent a Man Thousands of Dollars After He Said He Was An Astronaut Stuck in Space and Needed Money for Oxygen

Companies Are Using A.I. for Graphic Design, Then Hiring Graphic Designers to Make It Look Less Like A.I.

Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Man Gets Bit By Shark After Trying to Take a Photo With It

Today’s Adults Are Such Babies They’re Using Pacifiers for Stress Relief

Cracker Barrel Changed the Rules to Peg Solitaire to Make It Easier

Tech Billionaires Are Spending $3,000 on A.I.-Powered Mattress Covers to ‘Hack Sleep’

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