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Elon Musk Is Going to Be the First Trillionaire

Elon Musk Is Going to Be the First Trillionaire

I can’t think of someone who deserves it less.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Airlines No Longer Have to Compensate You If Someone Freaks Out on Your Flight

Airlines No Longer Have to Compensate You If Someone Freaks Out on Your Flight

If your flight is delayed due to someone acting like they saw an alien on the wing of your plane, you’re not getting paid for it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

LEGO's $1,000 Death Star Is Flat

LEGO's $1,000 Death Star Is Flat

In this economy?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

North Korea Can’t Get Anyone to Come to Its New Resort Town

North Korea Can’t Get Anyone to Come to Its New Resort Town

I wonder why.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Finds ‘Missing’ Husband Via An Instagram Reel of Him Hanging Out With His New Family

Woman Finds ‘Missing’ Husband Via An Instagram Reel of Him Hanging Out With His New Family

Having a second family is getting harder and harder!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

A Woman Sent a Man Thousands of Dollars After He Said He Was An Astronaut Stuck in Space and Needed Money for Oxygen

A Woman Sent a Man Thousands of Dollars After He Said He Was An Astronaut Stuck in Space and Needed Money for Oxygen

Whenever you think “no one would believe this,” there is a person out there who believes it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Companies Are Using A.I. for Graphic Design, Then Hiring Graphic Designers to Make It Look Less Like A.I.

Companies Are Using A.I. for Graphic Design, Then Hiring Graphic Designers to Make It Look Less Like A.I.

Surely we can just cut out the middleman and hire the people directly, no?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

Amtrak’s New ‘High Speed’ Trains Are 5 Minutes Slower Than the Old Ones

If you think about it, “high speed” is really just a state of mind.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

New Zealand Government Spends $10 Million to Fix ‘Memorial Bells,’ Then Fires the Only Person Who Knows How to Play Them

A bit shortsighted, don’t you think?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Newly Engaged Travis Kelce Wants to Sell You Cheap Clothes

Mr. Taylor Swift would like to help you look like a million pesos.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

Kris Jenner Says Getting a Facelift at 69 Years Old Is What It Means to ‘Age Gracefully’

Um, I’m not buying it.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

Florida Schools Are Testing Armed Drones As School Security

This definitely won’t create any problems whatsoever.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Worshipers Accidentally Mistook a Toilet for a Temple and Began Praying to It

Hail to the crapper!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

A Bitcoin Fanatic Was Tricked Out of $91 Million

You know where this doesn’t tend to happen? A bank!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

The University of Chicago Is Struggling Because It Blew Its Money on Cryptocurrency

Aren’t you guys supposed to be economists?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Man Gets Bit By Shark After Trying to Take a Photo With It

Man Gets Bit By Shark After Trying to Take a Photo With It

They’re not really photogenic — more “bitey.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Today’s Adults Are Such Babies They’re Using Pacifiers for Stress Relief

Today’s Adults Are Such Babies They’re Using Pacifiers for Stress Relief

You need a bottle, too?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Cracker Barrel Changed the Rules to Peg Solitaire to Make It Easier

Cracker Barrel Changed the Rules to Peg Solitaire to Make It Easier

Cracker Barrel nerfed Peg Solitaire!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Tech Billionaires Are Spending $3,000 on A.I.-Powered Mattress Covers to ‘Hack Sleep’

Tech Billionaires Are Spending $3,000 on A.I.-Powered Mattress Covers to ‘Hack Sleep’

Counting sheep is a thing of the past.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Customers are apparently annoyed that their “window” was more of a “wall” seat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

Time is a flat circle.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Man Arrested for Spending $140,000 on Pokemon Cards with Company Credit Card

Man Arrested for Spending $140,000 on Pokemon Cards with Company Credit Card

He has to pay back $146,590.15 in restitution and spend four months in prison.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

TikTokers Are Using A.I. to Summarize Famous Books, Then Saying They’ve Read Them

TikTokers Are Using A.I. to Summarize Famous Books, Then Saying They’ve Read Them

See, *I* would call that “not reading.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

You thought wrong, buddy.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Halle Berry Trolls Her Ex-Husband David Justice With ‘Cooking, Cleaning and Mothering’ Instagram Post

Halle Berry Trolls Her Ex-Husband David Justice With ‘Cooking, Cleaning and Mothering’ Instagram Post

Halle Berry is here for the trolling.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

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