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Teacher Shows Up to Work Blitzed, Says His Doctor Told Him He Had To

I somehow doubt that.

By Braden Bjella

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Little League Begs Gamblers Not to Bet On Their Games

Imagine losing your life savings on a 10-year-old.

By Braden Bjella

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American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

Turns out her jeans aren’t so great after all.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Now he knows, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

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Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

He has since turned off his Instagram comments.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta go for a classic.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Teenage American influencer Ethan Guo said he was going to fly to all seven continents. Now, he can’t leave one of them.

By Braden Bjella

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Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Oh, okay, that clears everything up.

By Braden Bjella

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Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

This is bad.

By Peter Rapine

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Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

If you recently bought sugar cookies from Target, you might want to save them for your next bonfire instead of chowing down on them.

By Peter Rapine

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After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

For the first time, “underwater basket weaving” may actually be a decent major.

By Braden Bjella

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ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

This can’t be good for our society.

By Braden Bjella

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MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

This is simply not true, Colson.

By Braden Bjella

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Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

“Famous people only like themselves,” he stated.

By Braden Bjella

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A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

“Italians be normal about your food” challenge failed once again.

By Braden Bjella

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Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

I smell a class-action lawsuit coming.

By Peter Rapine

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Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

But aren’t you… You’re running for… What?

By Braden Bjella

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City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

Every airport gets assigned a three-letter code. This one happens to be “GAY” — and locals aren’t happy about it.

By Braden Bjella

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Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Excited to play your Switch this summer? Well, according to Nintendo, you really shouldn’t.

By Braden Bjella

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Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

You know what they say about Magic: The Gathering tournaments — If you don’t know where it is, just follow the smell!

By Braden Bjella

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Women Are Sharing All the Things They ‘Taught’ Their Boyfriends, and It’s Not Good for Dudes

Some of us are lucky we can put our own pants on.

By Braden Bjella

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Please Stop Throwing Adult Toys at WNBA Players (Also, Stop Betting on It)

Well, folks, it happened again.

By Braden Bjella

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Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Thankfully, it wasn’t the phones that killed her.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Say what you will about Hogan, but we can all agree that he was certainly a Floridian.

By Braden Bjella

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Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

There is a 51 percent chance that whoever is reading this isn’t a real person.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

Teacher Shows Up to Work Blitzed, Says His Doctor Told Him He Had To

Little League Begs Gamblers Not to Bet On Their Games

American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

Women Are Sharing All the Things They ‘Taught’ Their Boyfriends, and It’s Not Good for Dudes

Please Stop Throwing Adult Toys at WNBA Players (Also, Stop Betting on It)

Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

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