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15 People Share Stories of Their Worst First Dates

15 People Share Stories of Their Worst First Dates

Meeting people is hard. But some people make it extra hard.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 9 hours ago in Facepalm

Cops Attempt Absolute Worst Road Spike Deployment in History

Cops Attempt Absolute Worst Road Spike Deployment in History

You didn’t think this one through, did you?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 14 hours ago in Facepalm

A DoorDash Driver Accidentally Ended Up On the Chicago O’Hare Runway

A DoorDash Driver Accidentally Ended Up On the Chicago O’Hare Runway

And no one is sure how it happened.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 16 hours ago in Facepalm

‘Male Boot Camps’ Are Still Really Embarrassing

‘Male Boot Camps’ Are Still Really Embarrassing

Guys, c’mon, you’re making us look bad.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 18 hours ago in Facepalm

Office Nightmares: 15 Stories of the Worst Bosses

Office Nightmares: 15 Stories of the Worst Bosses

Michael Scott would be proud.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 1 day ago in Facepalm

16 Awkward Stories of Nightmare Neighbors

16 Awkward Stories of Nightmare Neighbors

Pull your shades down before reading these stories.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 2 days ago in Facepalm

Boomer Crashes Out After Learning the Pharmacy Gave Him Capsules Instead of Tablets

Boomer Crashes Out After Learning the Pharmacy Gave Him Capsules Instead of Tablets

Awww, is baby scawed of a new medication?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 days ago in Facepalm

Man Accidentally Backs His Riding Lawn Mower Right Into His Pool

Man Accidentally Backs His Riding Lawn Mower Right Into His Pool

Probably didn’t need a riding lawn mower for that size yard in the first place, IMO.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 days ago in Facepalm

20 Photos Of Accidents Just Waiting To Happen

20 Photos Of Accidents Just Waiting To Happen

Witness some truly creative examples of stupidity.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 4 days ago in Funny

‘Language Expert’ Teaches Lesson in Cringe By Delivering Full Speech in Gen-Alpha Slang

‘Language Expert’ Teaches Lesson in Cringe By Delivering Full Speech in Gen-Alpha Slang

I bet he thought he was cooking here.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 days ago in Facepalm

Woman Says Her Husband Has Lost His Mind Thanks to ChatGPT: 'He Thinks He's Unlocked the Secrets of the Universe'

Woman Says Her Husband Has Lost His Mind Thanks to ChatGPT: 'He Thinks He's Unlocked the Secrets of the Universe'

Is this man the next Messiah? His wife doesn't think so, but his ChatGPT does.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 6 days ago in Facepalm

16 Bad Pet Owners Who Need To Be On A Leash

16 Bad Pet Owners Who Need To Be On A Leash

Some people just aren’t meant to own pets.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 6 days ago in Facepalm

Landlady Claims Tenant Assaulted Her, But the Video Says Otherwise

Landlady Claims Tenant Assaulted Her, But the Video Says Otherwise

There’s nothing they won’t try to pull against tenants, is there?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 days ago in Facepalm

A Truck Drove Straight Into Some Power Lines and Killed Itself Again

A Truck Drove Straight Into Some Power Lines and Killed Itself Again

We really have to tell truck drivers not to do this.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 days ago in Facepalm

16 Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions

16 Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions

Your daily dose of irony.

By Cameron Fetter

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Alpha-Male Influencer Who Said ‘No One Tells Me What to Do’ Is Arrested for Fraud

Alpha-Male Influencer Who Said ‘No One Tells Me What to Do’ Is Arrested for Fraud

If anyone brands themselves as an “alpha,” safe to say that you shouldn’t trust them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Pilot Films Himself Almost Crashing Into Another Plane

Pilot Films Himself Almost Crashing Into Another Plane

So there’s just no one controlling the airways these days, eh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

A Tesla Tried to Kill Someone Again

A Tesla Tried to Kill Someone Again

You’d think all the people dying and nearly dying would stop people from using the whole self-driving thing, and yet…

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Frontier Customer Films the Staff Refusing to Check Him In and Mocking Him to His Face

Frontier Customer Films the Staff Refusing to Check Him In and Mocking Him to His Face

They treat you so badly on Frontier that flying with them is almost a kink.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

The Latest TikTok Trend Is Kids Just Destroying Their Laptop

The Latest TikTok Trend Is Kids Just Destroying Their Laptop

I know this is a bold statement, but it might be the dumbest TikTok trend yet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Woman Argues With Her Mom About Whether Her Killing Them Would Be God’s Will

Woman Argues With Her Mom About Whether Her Killing Them Would Be God’s Will

My DUI was *also* predetermined by the Lord, thank you very much.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Knicks Fans Refuse to Leave, Cause Boston Celtics Employee to Lose It

Knicks Fans Refuse to Leave, Cause Boston Celtics Employee to Lose It

Fellas, it’s time to go!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Read It and Weep: Watch This ‘BookTok’ Festival Go Horribly Wrong

Read It and Weep: Watch This ‘BookTok’ Festival Go Horribly Wrong

It’s like Fyre Festival, only the crowd is even more insufferable.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Two Planes Crashed Into Each Other Again

Two Planes Crashed Into Each Other Again

At this rate, the only safe form of travel will be hot air balloon.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Facepalm

Woman Says Her QR Code Tattoo Keeps Linking to Anti-Semitic Propaganda

Woman Says Her QR Code Tattoo Keeps Linking to Anti-Semitic Propaganda

This is why you can’t trust the internet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Facepalm

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