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Even Matt Rife's (Alleged) Plastic Surgeon Is Sick of His BS

Even Matt Rife's (Alleged) Plastic Surgeon Is Sick of His BS

You know you've lost favor when your plastic surgeon is jumping your hate train.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

20 Posts That Left Us With More Questions Than Answers

20 Posts That Left Us With More Questions Than Answers

In the words of the late great George Carlin, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

17 Innocent Tweets That Turned People Into Twitter Villains

17 Innocent Tweets That Turned People Into Twitter Villains

Twitter is known for being the app of insane discourse.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Stacking Books When He Should Be Stacking Bread’: Kid Who Read 1,000 Books Is Learning the Wrong Lessons According to Grindset Bros

‘Stacking Books When He Should Be Stacking Bread’: Kid Who Read 1,000 Books Is Learning the Wrong Lessons According to Grindset Bros

Some children have their priorities in order.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Customers Are Exposing Badly Hidden Fake Black Friday Deals

Customers Are Exposing Badly Hidden Fake Black Friday Deals

Ahh, Black Friday — the one time of year we abandon our friends, family, and anti-capitalist morals in pursuit of some sick deals.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Ichiro Suzuki Pitches Shutout Against High School Girls Team

Ichiro Suzuki Pitches Shutout Against High School Girls Team

Occasionally, professional athletes will join a pick-up game or stop by a local school to encourage those who are just getting into their sport.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Drag Queens Fall On Top of Audience After Their Harness Fails

Drag Queens Fall On Top of Audience After Their Harness Fails

Two drag queens from the Philippines recently proved that sometimes, the aerial stunts are best left to P!nk and the cast of Cirque du Soleil, plummeting to the floor during a recent harness snafu.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Giant Inflatable Burger King Whopper Rolls Through Town, Crashes into Building

Giant Inflatable Burger King Whopper Rolls Through Town, Crashes into Building

A vegan nightmare came to life last week when a giant Burger King Whopper rolled through the streets of Newberg, Oregon.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Netflix Pays Director $55 Million for Series. He Blows it All on Crypto, Stocks and Cars, Then Doesn’t Make Series

Netflix Pays Director $55 Million for Series. He Blows it All on Crypto, Stocks and Cars, Then Doesn’t Make Series

For a long time, Netflix and other streaming services threw money at everything they could in order to win the “content war.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

22 Great Memes and Tweets From the Land of Twitter

22 Great Memes and Tweets From the Land of Twitter

Another week another round-up of all the best and most savage tweets.

By Kenneth Coo

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'And You Still Ate There?': Woman Thinks She Was Catfished and Then Stood Up By a Restaurant

'And You Still Ate There?': Woman Thinks She Was Catfished and Then Stood Up By a Restaurant

Over the weekend, dating influencer Taylor — a.k.a @paretay — headed to TikTok with her tale of solo-dining woe, recounting how she was the victim of a “food digger” in an incident she dubbed “the most humiliating experience ever.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Construction Worker Goes Rouge, Chases Coworkers Through Job Site In a Bulldozer

Construction Worker Goes Rouge, Chases Coworkers Through Job Site In a Bulldozer

One construction worker recently decided to commit pretty much every OSHA violation known to man, wreaking havoc on his work site from behind the wheel of a bulldozer.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Grandmother Surprises Grandson With Drug Test After He Took A 'Thanksgiving Walk'

Grandmother Surprises Grandson With Drug Test After He Took A 'Thanksgiving Walk'

Thanksgiving has come and gone and with it, memes about "taking a walk with your cousins."

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Nude Man Apprehended After Running Through Disneyland’s 'It's A Small World' Ride

Nude Man Apprehended After Running Through Disneyland’s 'It's A Small World' Ride

One wiley patron at Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly turned Walt Disney into Walt Dis-Nuts, running nude throughout the iconic SoCal park in an undressed reign of terror.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Oh-Deere': Police Perform Pit Maneuver On Fleeing Tractor

'Oh-Deere': Police Perform Pit Maneuver On Fleeing Tractor

This might be the first time the words "pit maneuver" and "tractor" have appeared in the same sentence, and yet somehow those two facts are the least strange facts from this story.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Lakers Fan Tears His Achilles Shooting Half-Court Shot

Lakers Fan Tears His Achilles Shooting Half-Court Shot

The only thing worse than fumbling a half-court shot for a $55,000 prize on national television?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Guy Turns Escape Room Business Into an Escape Room

Guy Turns Escape Room Business Into an Escape Room

One prankster decided to turn an escape room business into, well, just that, locking an employee inside of the building with a list of clues on how to get out.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

20 of the Weirdest and Funniest Headlines From This Week

20 of the Weirdest and Funniest Headlines From This Week

As the week comes to a close and everyone gathers around the table to eat some turkey, we should all look back on this week and the oddest news that came from it.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fan Cites Having Sex for Abandoning Her Swiftie Post

Taylor Swift Fan Cites Having Sex for Abandoning Her Swiftie Post

A new candidate for one of the best tweets to come out of Swiftie Twitter has just emerged.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy’: No One Is Salivating At Tim Kaine’s Nighrmarish Creamed Onions

‘I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy’: No One Is Salivating At Tim Kaine’s Nighrmarish Creamed Onions

“A Kaine specialty—creamed onions!” the Democratic lawmaker captioned a snap of what appeared to be a bunch of translucent pearl onions floating in a two-toned soup of milk.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Stolen Valor': Nickelodeon Actress Desperate For Attention Claims She 'Ran Through' Entire Male Cast Before Dating Show’s Lead, She Didn't

'Stolen Valor': Nickelodeon Actress Desperate For Attention Claims She 'Ran Through' Entire Male Cast Before Dating Show’s Lead, She Didn't

“Dude, I ran through every Ned’s cast member before I landed on Devon,” spilled Shaw.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Wedding Dessert Shortage Leads to Brawl

Wedding Dessert Shortage Leads to Brawl

Planning a wedding is no joke.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Refuses to Bang GF Because It’s Double XP Week in ‘RuneScape’

Man Refuses to Bang GF Because It’s Double XP Week in ‘RuneScape’

RuneScape may have a new slogan: It’s better than bangin’.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Virtual Girlfriend Users Freak Out After CEO Is Arrested, App Is Bricked

Virtual Girlfriend Users Freak Out After CEO Is Arrested, App Is Bricked

Don’t you hate it when you pay for an A.I.-generated girlfriend based on your favorite influencer only for the service to stop working after the CEO is arrested for trying to set his own apartment on fire?

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

23 Tourist Traps and Famous Places That You Should Probably Avoid

23 Tourist Traps and Famous Places That You Should Probably Avoid

Just because someplace is famous, doesn't mean you need to visit. Here are 23 places you don't need to go.

By Toonacious

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

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