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The U.S Government Released Its Yearly PSA On Frying Turkey Without Burning Your House Down

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission headed to Twitter on Thursday with their annual warning for those responsible for preparing turkey this holiday season.

Residents At A Luxury Miami Condo Are Being Catcalled By Prisoners Across the Street

Picture this: You’re going through a rough patch, and you find yourself in federal prison awaiting trial.

Jewelry Store Thieves Shocked When Security Guards Actually Show Up and Arrest Them

We don't know about the laws in Canada, but these jewelry store thieves seemed surprised when security guards showed up during their smash-and-grab and actually arrested them.

'Diva Down': Gay Twitter Has Found a Hero in George Santos

George Santos: Disgraced Congressman, notable OnlyFans patron, and certified Diva?

‘I Gave You 23 Years’: Solera Employee’s Slam Management For Letting Go of Staff Via Teams Meeting After They Forgot to Mute Everyone's Mics

"You should get rid of David!" shouts another. "He does nothing!"

‘What Explains This Phenomenon of Zoomer Women Lusting over the BMCs (Big Millennial C–)’: Zoomer Dudes Pissed No One Wants to Date Them

Despite what incels think, dating is a nightmare for a lot of people, not just men, and not just weird men who never go outside and blame the world for their problems.

Friday Facepalm: 22 Fails to Sum Up This Week's Foolishness

This week has seen plenty of funny failures, and here are some of the worst.

'This Is Worthless': Starbucks Acknowledges Employee's "Not Unnoticed Hard Work" With an Unchanged Rate of Pay

This Starbucks employee got a friendly card praising their work before the holiday season, but it didn't come with its implied gift.

Guns, Stacks and Champagne: This Kid’s Birthday Party Went Way Too Hard

Kids’ birthday parties can be pretty boring for parents.

Osama Bin Laden Is TikTok’s New Anti-Capitalist, Anti-War Hero

He’s dead, he literally did 9/11 and he’s Gen Z’s latest political icon?

Snoop Dogg Says He's Quitting Smoking, Asks For "Privacy At This Time"

Though Snoop Dogg may have proudly proclaimed “smoke weed everyday” at the end of 1999’s “The Next Episode,” it appears the rapper is putting down the joints … or so he says.

'Empty Your F—king Pockets!': Angry Woman Threatens to Hang Man She Thinks Stole Her Package

“I am not happy!” the woman screamed in what may easily be the understatement of the century.

20 Women Share the Most Deranged Texts They've Ever Received

The women of TikTok have banded together to share the “sweetest” messages that they’ve ever been sent.

18 r/Money Flexers Who Desperately Need a High Yield Saving Account

Flexing is an art that dates well before the internet.

Couple's Airbnb Smart Fridge Is Hellbent On Making Fart Jokes, Selling Fart Joke Expansion Pack

“Why are you farting at me?” asked one of the guests as Alexa continued to emit fart after fart.

Dude with “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Crashes Car

On Monday, a Floridian couple landed under arrest after they attempted to evade a police officer who caught them trying to break into several cars, slamming into a parked vehicle as they sped away.

'You’re Gonna Let Her Know That You Effed Up': Woman Discovers Her Neighbor’s Husband Has Been Cheating After Three Hour Screaming Match

Though @myladyweeze may have spent one day last week working from home, she got something a whole lot better than water cooler gossip, finding herself in the front-row seat for a whole lot of drama after her neighbor’s friend caught him cheating on his wi

'We Have A Horse Problem': Plane Forced to Land After Horse Gets Loose In Cargo Hold

A cargo plane making a trip to Belgium from New York yesterday was forced to return to JFK when a horse escaped its cargo stall.

38 People Who Couldn't Have Picked a Worse Name for Their Kid

Everyone wants their child to be unique and special, but giving them some jacked-up borderline stupid name isn't the best way to go about it.

'Sometimes Sbarro Be Callin': Police Chase Ends After Man Crashes Through Mall Doors, Arrested In Food Court

A man was arrested in Pueblo Colorado on Tuesday after leading police on a chase through the Pueblo shopping center parking lot before driving through the doors of the mall, before crashing and being taken into custody in the mall's food court.

Wayback Whensday: 19 Things From the ‘90s and 2000s That Wouldn't Fly Today

Nostalgia usually refers to all the things in the past that you remember fondly like your favorite toy or after-school snack.

Bats—t Criminal Drives Into Crane, Nearly Kills Construction Worker

Cops on your a—? Time to almost commit manslaughter!

25 Deleted Tweets That Probably Should’ve Stayed In the Drafts

On the internet, you can do and say whatever you want.

Reality Checks: 14 Instances Where Expectations Crumbled

Check out these funny examples of people who bought one thing and got something else completely different or that paled in comparison to what was promised.

35 People Having a Very Bad Day On The Job