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31 Funny Tweets From the Brilliant Minds of Twitter
Kick back and enjoy some funny tweets.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Tabi Swiper: Dude Steals Tinder Date's Tabi Boots, Just So He Can Give Them To His Girlfriend
“This man is out here on Tinder and Hinge and he will steal from you,” she said of the Tabi thief, who messaged her on a dating app after running into her on the street.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘It’s a boy! It’s a girl!’: Pilot Killed In Gender Reveal Gone Wrong
Though it’s unclear what exactly caused the crash, the plane’s wing appeared to detach before spiraling to the ground in a harrowing viral video depicting the incident, one that quickly went viral on Twitter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Stampedes, Half-Built Stages and Angry EDM Bros': All The Disasters From This Weekend's Failed Electric Zoo Music Festival
Mere hours before major acts like Galantis, Excision, and every 2016 frat boy’s favorite duo, The Chainsmokers, were set to take the festival’s various stages on Friday, the event organizers decided to pull the plug on Day 1.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'It’s A Biohazard Issue': Flight Forced to Turn Around After Passenger Sprays Entire Cabin With Diarrhea
The s**t hit the fan — nay, friendly skies — on Friday after one passenger aboard a Delta flight found themselves battling with a bout of diarrhea so bad, it forced the airplane to take a U-ie less than halfway through its trip to Barcelona.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Woman Stalks Danny DeVito, Picks Prescription Up Under His Name in Attempt to Get the ‘Sunny’ Star in Her Music Video
An Australian singer has made it her mission to track down Danny DeVito in the hopes of having him star in her music video, going so far as attempting to pick up a prescription at a CVS he allegedly frequents in order to obtain his address.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'I’m Not Usually Racist At All But…': Bikini-Clad Karen Goes On Anti-Latino Rant In Newly Released Police Bodycam Footage
One bikini-clad Karen proved that even the most relaxing of pool days could be easily transformed into a racially-charged nightmare, embarking on a racist, anti-Latino rant after one of her neighbors took their family to the pool in their shared apartment
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Boss Demands Employees Arrive Early For 'Motivational Mondays' So He Can Pray Over Them
It's a pain to have a boss that's lame, it's even worse when a boss forces you to pray when you're not religious. That's what happened to this employee who was asked to come in early to work to pray with the rest of the team.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'This Is Not A Jungle Gym': Influencer Roasted After Climbing On Grocery Store Display, Pissing Off Employees For TikTok Clout
TikToker @tooapree_us recently proved that there is such a thing as taking pranks too far, peeving retail employees — and in turn, several fans — after he climbed to the top of a grocery store display and refused to budge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘I’ve Asked the Last Three Dudes I’ve Dated for Their Bank Account Info on the First Date’: Fans Peeved After Podcaster Admits She ‘Only Wants to Date A Wealthy Guy’
Former Call Her Daddy co-host Sofia Franklyn has made waves online after revealing in an interview that she has asked three men she recently dated for their bank account details on the first date.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Found Foreskin On My Cheese Pizza': Dave Portnoy Fanboys Review Bomb Pizzeria After His F-Bomb Filled Brawl With Owner
Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy didn’t mince words when it came to his latest pizza review, condemning Dragon Pizza in Somerville, Massachusetts as “messy” and “trash,” adjectives that proved to be fighting words to owner Charlie Redd.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Lawn Care Enthusiasts Have Lots of Feelings About Russian Official Killed In Drone Strike While Mowing Lawn
One relaxing lawn care Saturday turned deadly for Alexei Chernykh, a Police Lieutenant Colonel in the Russian Police force, after he was blown to smithereens by a drone strike as he mowed his lawn.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Racist Dude Learns Hard Lesson after Getting Slapped to the Ground for Using the N-Word
One white man recently learned the age-old lesson of “talk s**t, get hit” the hard way, landing a devastating palm to the face after attempting to use a racial slur while arguing with a Black man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
