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‘Saved You A Click Video Games’ Is Hoarding Daisy Porn in Their Twitter Likes
Since the page’s inception in December 2020, the Saved You A Click Video Games’ (SYACVG) admins have been, almost exclusively, liking porn depicting Princess Daisy from Super Mario, in every Rule 34 scenario under the sun.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTok Harry Potter Fans Are Imagining Some Very Questionable Professor Snape Fantasies
Over the past several weeks, several down-horrendous millennial Harry Potter fans have taken their adoration for their favorite Hogwarts professor to the next level, creating a series of horny smut, imagining what it’d be like to land a seat in Snape’s po
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'The Door Frame Challenge' Is Latest Horny Trend to Take Over TikTok
Over the past several days, BookTok has ditched its bread and butter of discussing the best and worst of modern literature — looking at you, Colleen Hoover — to embrace its down-horrendous side with TikTok’s horniest new trend, the “door frame challenge.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
TikTokers Are Celebrating 'Feral Maiden Spring' and You Can't Harsh Their Vibe
The notably less autumnal successor of Feral Girl Fall, Feral Maiden Spring comes complete with 100% less alliteration and 100% more paganism — at least according to a now-viral clip from holistic coach @nowletsgetgoing, who popularized the term on the p
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘33 Ain’t Made a Shot All Game’: Florida A&M Cheerleader Heckles Like the Best of Them
Just in case you weren't around in the early 2000s, 'Bring It On' proved that cheerleading is most definitely a sport. Now that we got that out of the way, let's watch some true heckling.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Twitter is Roasting Gwyneth Paltrow For Her Diet of 'Bone Broth' and 'Air'
Days after Goop overlord Gwyneth Paltrow sparked internet ire after getting a bit too candid about her diet — one evidently consisting of bone broth, air, and more bone broth — it seems a new, morbid curiosity has taken TikTok by storm: Could Paltrow sur
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
AI Woman Are No Longer 'Stereotypically Busty,' Now They're Laughing With Salad
Move over weirdly-horny Lensa portraits — it seems the sad, deranged women of AI art have recently discovered yet another beloved internet pastime — laughing alone with salad.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
MrBeast Says He’s ‘Considering’ Bailing Out the Banks
Move over blind people, African children and Twitch e-girls — YouTube charity porn star MrBeast has hinted at the latest benefactor of his borderline-exploitative philanthropy — the global banking system.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
22 People Who Clearly Missed the Joke
Here we go again, with another collection of dumb jokes that were too coated in satire for these aloof buffoons to understand. You know the drill, some one get these people a ladder and a net, because jokes went way over their heads.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
