Q. What is the world's biggest oxymoron.

A. Black People

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Q. What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both leave little kid's bedrooms with empty sacks

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Q. What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

A. Gangrape

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Q. What is the difference between Jews and Santa

A. Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q. Why does Jesus hate M&Ms

A. They keep falling through the holes in his hands

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Q. Why do black people only have nightmares

A. We shot the only one that had a dream

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

A. It only takes one nail to put up the picture.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler.

A. Phelps can finish a race

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Q: How do you keep a Jew out of a canoe?

A: With chips.

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Q. Why do Ethiopian kids give the best head

A. You KNOW they will swallow

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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

A: Disney films can still touch kids.

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Q Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

A To remind black people they were picking cotton before they were selling drugs.

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Q. What do black people and monkeys have in common?

A. They all eventually end up swinging from trees

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Q: Why do Police dogs lick their asses?

A: To get the taste of ni**er out of their mouths

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