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Subject Drug Warning
- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...
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Perfect Eyesight
- Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
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thelegenderyUploaded 08/30/2009
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20 years with my wife
- A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...
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pbl0Uploaded 04/01/2009
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Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...
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thelegenderyUploaded 03/09/2009
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Four Worms
- Four Worms and a lesson to be learned: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms...
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thelegenderyUploaded 02/24/2009
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Women Should Never Ask
- There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/29/2009
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What would you do?
- A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
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imdave77Uploaded 01/28/2009
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The Queen's Breasts
- Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...
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rondettoUploaded 01/27/2009
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Happy and Sad
- A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...
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Ryan1966Uploaded 01/26/2009
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Priest and His Baby
- A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
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jobeman1296Uploaded 01/23/2009
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Music Farting
- You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...
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jobeman1296Uploaded 01/22/2009
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Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
- 1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/20/2009
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From Gynecologist to Mechanic
- A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful...
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Ryan1966Uploaded 01/19/2009
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Bath Night
- A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a...
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filltimeUploaded 01/17/2009
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Unusual Interesting Facts
- 1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in...
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xxyzzUploaded 01/16/2009
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And Then The Fight Started
- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...
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bcems33Uploaded 01/16/2009
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15 Signs You Are a Drunk
- 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a...
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lepricon777Uploaded 01/16/2009
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Snow Plow
- One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow...
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osiris0900Uploaded 01/11/2009
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My Dear Watson
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to...
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JJthebear7272Uploaded 01/11/2009
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Sweet Revenge
- One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...
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buddha247Uploaded 01/09/2009
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Very Punny
- The pediatrician was a real kidder. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors...
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pepsicola88Uploaded 01/08/2009
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Very Punny 2
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came...
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pepsicola88Uploaded 01/08/2009
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A Good Wank
- A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up...
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lorddreadUploaded 01/08/2009
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William and Dad
- One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...
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thelegenderyUploaded 01/07/2009
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Great Classifieds
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE...
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lorddreadUploaded 01/06/2009
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African King
- The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out...
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cityboy1022Uploaded 01/02/2009
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The Silent Treatment
- A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the...
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breenaUploaded 01/02/2009
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Alcohol and Hot Dogs
- One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...
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RileyUploaded 01/02/2009
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Divorce Court
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,...
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lorddreadUploaded 12/31/2008
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Mom and Uncle Frank
- It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes...
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mangwowUploaded 12/31/2008
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Things to do on an Elevator
- 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing...
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FuglitiousUploaded 12/30/2008
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Indian Student
- It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
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thelegenderyUploaded 12/29/2008
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Give Women...
- If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you...
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theo2Uploaded 12/26/2008
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Need a Push
- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
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jpcrf250Uploaded 12/22/2008
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A Christmas Poem
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the...
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sparks158Uploaded 12/19/2008
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$50 or $10,000?
- A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell...
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guinness13494Uploaded 12/19/2008
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