there is a new nightclub open and one guy went in and needed to do a crap, so he went to the toilet and done his crap and he was looking around for toilet paper and seen a hole in the wall. it said wipe bum with finger, put finger in hole, Automatic Finger Cleaner. So he wiped his bum with his finger and stuck his finger in the hole. there was a man on the other side with two bricks. So he hits the guys finger, the guy yelled and stuck his finger in his mouth.
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