Dumb Blonde
farmerjohn22
Published
02/07/2008
A blonde found herself sitting next to a lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he couldnt lose, and the blonde accepted.
The lawyer asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?†Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.
The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?â€
The lawyer looked puzzled and spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?â€
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
The lawyer asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?†Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.
The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?â€
The lawyer looked puzzled and spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?â€
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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