Top Ten Times not to get a Woody
thelegendery
Published
06/14/2008
10.) With your wife, visiting her sister.
9.) Golfing with the guys.
8.) With your wife, and accidentally run into your ex-girlfriend.
7.) Showering with the guys after a basketball game.
6.) Visiting a friend in the slammer.
5.) While being pulled over for a traffic citation.
4.) Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church.
3.) In front of your child’s 3rd grade class, looking at the teacher, for show and tell.
2.) Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns watching you.
And the number one time never to get a woody is:
1.) When your best friend on a guys night out, asks you, "Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
9.) Golfing with the guys.
8.) With your wife, and accidentally run into your ex-girlfriend.
7.) Showering with the guys after a basketball game.
6.) Visiting a friend in the slammer.
5.) While being pulled over for a traffic citation.
4.) Shaking hands with your pastor/priest after church.
3.) In front of your child’s 3rd grade class, looking at the teacher, for show and tell.
2.) Standing on the subway with a bunch of nuns watching you.
And the number one time never to get a woody is:
1.) When your best friend on a guys night out, asks you, "Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
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