Q: What are three things you can't give
a black person? A: A black eye, a fat
lip and a job. Q: What's the difference
between bigfoot and a hard working black
man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted Q: Why
are jelly beans alot like the world? A:
Because everyone hates the black ones Q:
What's the difference between a black
guy and a trampoline? A: You take your
shoes off to jump on a trampoline Q:
What's the difference between a dead dog
in the street and a dead black guy in
the street? A: There's swerve marks in
front of the dog Q: What do you call 9
black guys hanging in a tree? A: An
alabama windchime Q: What do you call a
black man at the bottom of the ocean?A:
Pollution Q: What do you call all the
black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution Q: Why is there cotton in
medicine bottles? A: To remind the black
people they were cotton pickers before
they were drug dealers. Q: What do you
call a barn full of blacks?A: Antique
farm equipment.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on
the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good
future doesn't it? Q: What do you do if
you see a black man flopping around on
the ground? A: Stop laughing and reload
Q: Why are aspirins white? A: Because
they work. Q: What's the definition of
the word "Confusion"? A:
Father's day in Harlem. Q: How do you
keep black people out of your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front!! Q: How many
black people does it take to shingle a
roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice
um. Q: How many black people does it
take to pave a road? A: Depends on how
heavy the roller is. Q: What's the
definition of black foreplay? A: Don't
scream or I'll kill you. Q: What's long,
black and smelly? A: The unemployment
line. Q: Did you hear about Klu Klux
Kneivel?A: He tried to jump over 8
blacks with a steam roller. AND LAST BUT
NOT LEAST Q: How do you get a black man
out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Wat do u call 100 black men with 1 white
man? ...Warden