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Employee Denied Time Off For Surgery Because Another Employee Would Be On Vacation

This employee asked for two sick days off for surgery, but because another employee from a different department was going on vacation their sick leave was denied. Like any normal person, they quit.

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The Dudes Who Lie About Blue-Balls Pain

Now, careful readers will have noticed that the solution to blue balls is right there in its causes — i.e., you can just jerk off. However, some men take a different approach: being really annoying to women.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Good Luck to the Guy Eating Nuclear-Water Fish in Japan

Recently, the nation of Japan made headlines after it announced that it would be dumping nuclear wastewater directly into the Pacific Ocean. How much nuclear wastewater? About a million goddamn tons.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dolphin Found Dead After Florida Man Plucked It From the Water For Instagram Selfie

One teen’s beach day dolphin selfie ended in a death and an investigation after his porpoise companion was found deceased near Jacksonville, Florida.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'The Benefit of Being a Salary Employee': Company Asks Employee if He Wants a Promotion, Along With a Pay Cut

"It's only fair to promote you with a pay deduction..."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘Becca’s Wedding’: This Dude Should Be Lucky He Was Featured at His Own Wedding

While weddings celebrate two people, the bulk share of their planning is often accomplished by one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘He Killed Him’: Medieval Knight Cosplayer Thought He Was on a Real Battle Field

Ah, nostalgia.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

‘Mama Mia’: Kanye Appears to Get Blowie on a Boat in Italy

Rapper and Jonah-Hill-reformed anti-semite Kanye West was quite literally caught with his pants down this weekend after paps spied the “Stronger” artist appearing to get some sweet, sweet sloppy boat toppy from his new non-Kim Kardashian wife, Bianca Cens

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Dirty Shoppers Making Stores Worse for All of Us

No organization in the country can boast such an outstanding display of trash across its body of patrons.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Another Day Another Street Exorcism

New York — greatest city in the world, baby!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago

16 Backyard Wrestling Moments Where Somebody Went Straight to the Dentist

There’s a reason professional wrestlers are paid the big bucks, and that’s because they have the technique and experience to make big moves work.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Supermodel Irina Shayk Caught between a Rock and a Hard Place in Steamy Topless Snaps

Though August may be coming to a close, supermodel Irina Shayk is just heating up, heading to Instagram with several steamy, shirtless snaps depicting a recent day at the beach.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

27 Dank Memes Here For Your Amusement

Take a break from the day and kick back with a fresh batch of funny pics and memes collected from your pals on the internet. You're going to like the way you laugh.

By Kenneth Coo

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

45 Best Pics To Make Your Workday Bearable

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Uploaded 2 years ago

What We Can Learn About the Suspected UNC Shooter From His Twitter Footprint

Long before Tailei Qi became a person of interest amid reports of an “armed and dangerous person” on University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill’s campus, they were a Twitter s**tposter with a penchant for terrible food photography.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Two Dead After Emergency Helicopter Crashed Into Florida Apartment Complex

A helicopter ride ended in disaster on Monday morning after an out-of-control emergency aircraft crashed into a Florida apartment building.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

21 of the Funniest Tweets From Today August 28, 2023

Is it worth escaping the odd reality we live in by going on an internet platform talking about that same reality? Yes, we think it is.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'I Proceeded to Grill Them in the Interview About Expectations vs Reality': Prospective Employee Has Choice Words for Company's Hiring Team

Yeah, I think they'll be needing to bump up the salaries. Thanks for wasting everybody's time.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Nevada Rangers Drive Through Climate Protester Barricade Outside Burning Man

Centered around “capitalism’s inability to address climate and ecological breakdown,” as well as Burning Man’s “apolitical stance” on several topics, a group of cops were having none of the protesters’ message, arresting the demonstrators after brandishin

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Guy Thinks the Woman's Equivalent to Post Nut Clarity is 'Post Piss Vagina Awareness'

Ladies, you know the feeling when you pee and you are suddenly aware that you have a vagina?

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

20 Movie Mistakes That Slipped Passed Sleeping Editors

Sometimes bloopers make it past the editing room, whether we want them to or not.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘The Only Reason You Can Talk Like That, Is I Can’t Hit You’: Man Threatens Retail Employee after She Tells Him the Mall Is Closed

Retail workers have experienced some of the most heinous humans in existence. It’s like flies buzzing over a light source, only the light source is a Hollister managed by your average person in their 20s.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Roommate Stole From Me, So Her Wallet 'Vanished'': Housemates Get Revenge on Their Gift-Card Stealing Friend

There is no sweeter petty revenge than for a $300 Visa gift card.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Gator Hunters Nab Record Breaking 800 LB, 14FT Long Alligator

Four gator hunters went where no gator hunters have before last weekend, nabbing a record-breaking reptile while partaking in Mississippi’s gator hunting season.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

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Employee Denied Time Off For Surgery Because Another Employee Would Be On Vacation

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'The Benefit of Being a Salary Employee': Company Asks Employee if He Wants a Promotion, Along With a Pay Cut

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‘He Killed Him’: Medieval Knight Cosplayer Thought He Was on a Real Battle Field

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Dirty Shoppers Making Stores Worse for All of Us

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What We Can Learn About the Suspected UNC Shooter From His Twitter Footprint

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'I Proceeded to Grill Them in the Interview About Expectations vs Reality': Prospective Employee Has Choice Words for Company's Hiring Team

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