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23 Unwritten Rules To Master Life

Life is complicated, these could help.

Dominatrix Asks Florida Taxpayers to Help Build ‘Sex Dungeons’

"You may call me, Mistress." Those were the words spoken by a Florida dominatrix - excuse me - hero at the Broward County, Fort Lauderdale city commission meeting this week.

43 Random Memes To Distract You For Awhile

A fresh batch of memes so bad they're funny.

36 Pics and Memes Fished out of the Meme Stream

Porch Pirate Meets a 12 Gauge and Alarm Booby Trap, Needs New Underwear

20 Rare and Fascinating Pics of Our Favorite Musical Artists

We've compiled some of the rarest and most intriguing photos of our favorite iconic musicians.

Astronaut Ron Garan Went to Space and Discovered an Enormous Lie

After making it space and seeing the Earth for the first time while not standing on it, he had an epiphany about the human race.

Alpha Males Go to KFC Instead of Pizza Hut, Even Though They're Owned By the Same People

Australia's fake American ass-wipe Nick Adams is back at it, throwing tantrums over which restaurants and fast food joints he thinks his followers should be enjoying.

The Eight Worst Human Inventions Ever Made

Shoutout to Redditor, u/NPT1506 for posing this question on AskReddit. What is the worst human invention ever made?

32 Captivating Photos From Our Fascinating World

Get comfortable and check out this batch of unique and intriguing things you just don't see every day.

Man With WWI Explosive in Rectum Causes Hospital Evacuation in France

An 88-year-old Frenchman is recovering slowly but surely after having an 8-inch long, 2-inch wide World War 1 explosive removed from his rectum.

18 Super Angry Karens Who Skip the Manager and Go Straight to the CEO

Check out this batch of entitled and demanding Karens who prove they are the reason why we can't have nice things.

Dateline’s Keith Morrison Reads the ‘Grinch’ in His True Crime Voice

There are any number of actors, voice-over artists, or celebrities that NBC could have pegged to read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.'

Lil Yachty Says He's Tired of Having So Much Sex

The rapper Lil Yachty claims that he doesn't have sex anymore, because he has had so much sex it is now diluted for him.

Remembering the Time the Cast of ‘Titanic’ Ate PCP-Laced Clam Chowder

Were Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet victims of the infamous PCP-laced clam chowder incident that plagued the set of 'Titanic' all those years ago?

25 People Having A Hell Of A Bad Day.

When things go from bad to worse.

If Mispronouncing 'Gnocchi' is a Dating 'Red Flag' Then We'll Stay Single Forever

In the rapid world of modern dating, people are making decisions faster, and off of less information than they ever have before.

Doctors Warn People about the Dangers of 'Doing the Deed' with Christmas Ornaments

In 2021, there were apparently over 13 thousand cases of people making trips to the hospital for decorative items they had inserted into themselves.

Twitch Streamer Dislocates Knee While Playing COD

The Twitch streamer TheDannyHammerTTV is having a normal stream playing Call of Duty, when the tension of getting killed and watching his friend botch the 1V1 causes him to jump up and dislocate his knee.

Remembering Franco Harris and the Greatest Viral Football Moment of Its Time

To this day Raiders' fans say it was illegal and should've been ruled a dead ball.

36 People Who Got Way More Food Than They Were Expecting.

When Food Is Way Better Than Your Expectations

The Incredible Trick that Won Ryan Williams Best Trick at the 2022 Nitro Games

Watch from the crowd's view as well as Ryan's POV as he nails this superman to front flip that would end up winning him Best Trick.

22 People Who Celebrated Too Early And Got Owned

These folks got just a little ahead of themselves.

Redditor Asks for Advice Removing a 'Small Cylinder from a Mini M&M Tube'

On December 6th, Redditor u/Smart_Calendar1874 headed to r/AskReddit to ask a very pressing question: “How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?”