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All the Memes You Missed While Watching the Super Bowl

Football's season finale was severely lacking a Taylor Swift touchdown

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gerontologist Says the Key to Living Forever Is Being Chill

Over the years, many explorers have set out in search of the “Fountain of Youth” — a mythical place where bathing in or consuming its waters could make one live forever. In reality, these people should have just calmed the hell down.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Rescue Cat Refuses to Eat Dinner Unless It Comes with a Side Salad

Though some cats may ask for Meow Mix by name, it seems one rescue cat has a much more refined request for their meals — a freshly tossed salad.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Ripping Your Vape Until It ‘Tastes Like Technology’ Is Probably a Bad Idea

When the seas finally rise up and envelop the earth, they’ll bring with them loads upon loads of disposable vapes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Super Bowl Commercial Reveals Jesus Had a Foot Fetish

Ahh, Jesus Christ: the mascot of Christianity, a one-man wine factory, and a noted foot fetishishist?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘That’s Terrifying’: Doctor Sings "Halo" to Patient Before Surgery

This is the last thing you want to hear while being prepped for surgery.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

21 Wild Headlines That Really Happened This Week

The news has been absolutely wild with actors saying weird stuff in interviews and local governments being perpetually odd. We’ve gathered all the headlines from this week that don’t feel real but are (in some cases, sadly) true.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Removes Her Period Pad and Uses It as a Weapon in Street Brawl

Move over brass knuckles, mace, and knives, it appears another weapon has emerged as a street fight staple: A bloody maxi pad.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Is Tracking the Price of Chex Mix at Airports Around the Country

Anyone who has ever visited an airport will know just how insane the prices of literally everything inside are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

13 Absolutely 'Swiftzophrenic' Posts From Taylor's Most Rabid Fans

We have reached peak Taylor Swift.

By Liza Bautista

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'They Peed in the Dryer': Mom Details the Absolute Rager Her Kids Threw While She Was Away

It’s the stuff of every teenager’s dream, and every parent’s nightmare: throwing a massive party while your parents are out of town.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The Canadian Side of Niagara Falls Is Home to the World’s Wildest Burger King

In general, people say that it’s better to see Niagara Falls from the Canadian side. Not only do you get a better view of the falls, but you also have the added benefit of getting to see this monstrosity of a Burger King.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

11 Most Valuable (Non-Essential) Body Parts You Can Sell On The Black Market To Recoup Your Bitcoin Losses

So you've lost all of your savings buying cryptocurrency at their ATH (all time high) price, and now you're scrambling to figure out how to pay...

By mrlousyjeans

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

23 Examples of Reality Not Living Up to Instagram Photos

This is a real horror show.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s ‘Situationship’ Jump-Scares Her at the Worst Possible Time

Most people probably aren’t expecting romantic surprises from their situationships, but what about a romantic surprise in the middle of a mental breakdown?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Sunday Morning Randomness: 31 Super Fresh Randoms for Super Bowl Sunday

It's one of the best weekends of the year; where you get to turn Sunday into Saturday and party like you don't have to work tomorrow. (Even though you do.)

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Squid-Core Is the Newest Fashion Trend

Though New York Fashion Week may be mere days away, it seems we already have a glimpse at this spring’s hottest trend: turning yourself into a sea creature.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Regularly Beats Up Guy Who Gave His Mom the COVID That Killed Her

Everyone has revenge fantasies from time to time.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Films Real-Life ‘Grand Theft Auto’ Scene

Of course, Grand Theft Auto is a fictional game, and nothing to that extent would happen in real life. Right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

This Chiropractor Doubles As a Prostate Examiner

Though Chiropractors may be known for being a pain in the neck, it appears they can also be quite the pain in the a—, just ask the patient getting his butt blown out in a now-viral clip.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Family Forced to the Ground at Gunpoint By Cops Wins $1.9 Million Settlement

A handful of cops in Aurora learned a hard lesson about police brutality this week, discovering that deranged Punisher LARP-ing is all fun and games until it's time to pay up.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'What a Jerk': Horse Takes Out Its Anger On Innocent Glass Window

Despite his ubiquitous appearance as a massive pitcher of punch with weird existential implications, it appears the Kool-Aid Man can take many forms — including that of a horse absolutely not having it with a glass door’s existence.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Who Would Win in a Fight — Stuart Little or Remy From ‘Ratatouille’?

We’re lucky that Stephan A. Smith isn’t sick of our bullshit yet. Despite the fact that he’s a sports commentator, people on the internet keep peppering him with questions about things that don’t actually exist.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny