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Get Ready for the Steroid Olympics, Where Athletes Are Allowed to Dope

For generations, sports have been held back by one thing: the health and safety of the athletes.

23 Normal Things That Are Oddly Erotic

Once you get down bad, you start seeing certain things everywhere you go.

TikToker Comes Under Fire for Selling Trader Joe’s-Style Tote Bags for $120

Influencer Emily Mariko, of Emily Mariko’s Salmon Rice Bowl fame, has gone viral yet again — this time for advertising to her followers a tote bag that many are calling overpriced and insulting.

Monday Morning Randomness: 40 Fresh Pics and Memes For Exquisite Minds

The weekend may be over but that doesn't mean the fun stops. The bright side of waking up on a Monday is starting the week anew with a fresh batch of funny pics and memes collected from the internet.

28 Fascinating Finds and Unexpected Treasures People Stumbled Across

This Valentine’s Day, A Chicago Zoo Is Giving You the Opportunity to Name a Cockroach After Your Ex

This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of hate. A Chicago zoo recently put out an enticing offer for the heartbroken — a perfect opportunity to get back at their exes by identifying them with what they really are: a cockroach.

25 Modern Names From r/tragedeigh to Make Your Brain Hurt

One woman on TikTok was defending her choice of naming her daughter Clydia. What happened to just Lydia? It was a good name already. This mother has guaranteed that her daughter is going to get bullied her whole life.

24 Lazy Fixes and Botched Jobs That Could Only Come From a Landlord

If you own your own home, then consider yourself beyond lucky, beacuse millions of us have to deal with landlords who are constantly looking to skirt responsibility and cut corners whenever possible.

Middle Schoolers Are Going Wild for John Denver

Going on TikTok would lead one to believe that Generation Alpha listens to nothing but highly-caffeinated remixes of popular songs. Not so, says one middle school teacher.

39 People Having a Worse Day Than You

Sometimes things just don't go your way. That's part of life. But when the world hands you lemons, it's up to you to decide what you want to do with them.

Parents Are Locking Their Potty-Mouthed Kids in the Bathroom

Looking after children often means you’re forced to come up with incredibly creative solutions to problems you never could have imagined.

30 Examples of Jobs and Workplaces Where Safety Was Never Considered

Someone's going to end up getting killed here.

The 20 Most Outrageous and Funniest Headlines From This Past Week

Taylor Swift murder conspiracies, dead inmate denied parole, and Australian toddler stuck in Hello Kitty claw machine? It’s just a regular week!

‘Who Got That One Jeopardy! Clip’: X Users Share the Best and Weirdest from the Game Show

For a show about answering questions — or, uh, questioning answers — Jeopardy! has a lot more going on than you might think.

Cheetos Turn Adorable Golden Retriever Into Vicious Canine Monster

Golden retrievers: A breed of dog famed for their soft golden coats, adorable smiles and the most loving personalities … that is until they get a taste of the forbidden fruit — a bag full of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

19 Unhinged Letterboxd Reviews For Film Buffs

Should we all be trauma dumping on the platform where people rate and track the movies they’ve watched? Maybe.

21 Fantastic Fails and Funny Facepalms That Cracked Us Up

The best way to distract yourself from the world's abhorrent failures, is by looking at some far less pressing ones.

‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs

Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo

Sunday Morning Randomness: 47 Funday Randoms to Keep You Entertained

To help you enjoy your final day of the weekend, here are some funny tweets and memes with a couple pics thrown in.

Male Author Tries to Solicit Nude Ad Deals from BookTok Creators for $100

Last week, a press email was sent to a bunch of young female BookTok creators, asking them to advertise a new book by making racy TikToks —some involving partial nudity.

Nail Tech Requests Relationship Gossip in Exchange for Discount Manicures

Back before capitalism was quite so unchecked, bartering was fairly common. Someone has something you want, you can offer them something they want, and bypass the need to hand over cold hard cash entirely.

Drunk Guy Gets Dealt With After Refusing to Pay For Massage

Though one drunk dude may have tried to keep his buzz going with a nice, relaxing massage, he wound up getting pounded in a very different way, getting his a— kicked by massage parlor staffers after attempting to stiff the bill.

215 Bodies Discovered Behind Mississippi Jail

When Bettersten Wade’s son Dexter went missing in March of 2023, she had no choice but to turn to the Jackson Mississippi police department for help.

The Scooby-Doo Conspiracy Theory That's Stumped Even the Finest Internet Sleuths

Ever look at a photo of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang and feel like there’s just something missing? Not Scrappy-Doo, the Mystery Machine, Gigi Hadid or even the gay icon that is Hot Dog Water, but someone else entirely?