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Autocorrect Creates Smothering Sexual Tension Between Woman and Her Handyman
Autocorrect has led to some pretty embarrassing mix-ups. From saying “sorry for the incontinence” to saying you suffer from a case of “milf dehydration,” the service that’s designed to help us can, more often than not, end up hurting us.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Japan Has a Single Elimination High School Baseball Tournament With 4,000 Teams
America has several sports that aren’t embraced by other countries. While there are numerous exceptions, even more common sports like basketball aren’t met with the same esteem in other countries as they are in the ol’ US of A.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Barefoot People Must Be Stopped: Couple Cuts Out Bottom of Shoes to Hide Public Bare Feet
In short, the world isn’t designed for the barefoot. Our streets are covered in broken glass, our sidewalks rocky cement. Even if you’re at a park with lush greenery, you’ll probably need to drop a deuce at some point — and that means venturing into a pub
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
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'This Program Sucks!': Kid Refuses to Mince Words In Mid-Recital Review
No matter how unenthused you may be about attending your child’s recital, it appears no one wants to be there less than one truth-talking kid, who interrupted a choral performance to share just how much he hated the show.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Taylor Swift Murdered a Fan to Join the Illuminati
Days after conservatives claimed Taylor Swift and the deep state rigged the Super Bowl in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs as a campaign endorsement for President Joe Biden, yet another conspiracy has emerged in fringe circles — one claiming the artist kil
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Unfortunately the Worst Songs Survived the TikTok Purge
Amidst a dispute over licensing, one of the biggest record labels in the world has pulled all of its artists’ music from TikTok, an app that not only relies heavily on music, but one that artists themselves have come to rely upon in recent years, often at
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
19 Neuralink Memes to Download With Your Brain
We’ve collected the most hilarious memes and tweets to come out of this Neuralink news. Nothing says the end more than people theorizing what songs they can use to torture each other the most when connected by brain microchips.
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Demi Lovato Sang Her Song “Heart Attack” to a Room of Heart Attack Survivors
Though the American Heart Association may be all about helping Americans reduce their risk of heart disease and stroke, pop star Demi Lovato decided to take these goals to extreme new heights, performing her song “Heart Attack” at one of the nonprofit’s r
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
19 Funny Work Memes to Laugh At Before You Clock Out
Congrats you survived this week and the first month of the year while still gainfully employed (hopefully). To celebrate this amazing achievement, we have gathered some funny work memes for you to enjoy before clocking out and starting your wild weekend.
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19 Community Note Roasts With Citations to Make It Hurt Worse
If you didn’t have two eyes and a working brain, the Twitter scam accounts would be wrecking you. It’s good that we have Community Notes to help us realize that no, XXXTentacion, did not rise from the dead and decided to do a giveaway in MrBeast’s replies
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Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
