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'Stop Jerking Off': Anti-Porn Christian Rap Song Is Low-Key a Banger

Christian rapper Wavy Matt has a simple message: It’s time to stop beating your meat.

50 Memes, Tweets, and Randoms to Rock Your Day

We've got you covered with all the self destructive brain mush you could ever ask for.

Nicki Minaj's 'Call of Duty' Skin Just Dropped

The Harajuku Barbie is here the shoot down the ops! Nicki Minaj is now a playable character in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0. She is the first female celebrity to have an operator in the game. For the low price of 2400 Call of Duty points

'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

Few Fair Attractions Are More Fun than the Monkeys That Race on the Backs of Dogs

Imagine this; you’re at the county fair and you doing the regular fair activities, petting small horses, eating fried food and maybe you might even indulge with a caricature drawing. But then you hear a man announce what will quickly consume your entire a

79 Accused Arsonists Arrested As Wildfires Scorch Greece

After more than 2,000 years of serving as Greece's primary antagonists, the Persians have finally met their match — 79 arsonists accused of setting the island nation ablaze.

Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Alleged Second Plane Proves Yevgeny Prigozhin Faked His Death

Though Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin is presumed to be dead after a private jet he was allegedly on crashed near Moscow leaving no survivors, the mystery surrounding the incident may have taken on a George W. Bush-ian twist with the possible existence of

All the 'Enemies of Russia' Who 'Fell Out of Windows'

Air travel is safer than ever these days... that is unless you're the leader of the Wagner Group; a collection of private mercenaries that staged a coup against Russian president Vladimir Putin for his invasion of Ukraine.

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

A Girl Nearly Died Because Someone Threw a Spear at Her Car in the Dark

In potentially one of the most wild road incidents you’ll ever see, a San Antonio woman was driving along an access road when someone standing by the side of the road threw a spear at her windshield. Yes, an honest to god spear, like they were an Ancient

Twitter Highlights: 29 of the Funniest Tweets From Today August 25, 2023

Despite its rebrand to X, Twitter is still the place to be if you like humor on the internet (or off it).

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

33 Dumb Jokes and Puns to Make the Dads Proud

Dad humor isn't just for men, or even dads for that matter.

'She [Was] Pushing Me': Police Bodycam Footage Shows Accused Shapeshifter Moments after “That MF-er Isn’t Real” Meltdown

Weeks after airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas had a viral meltdown claiming one “mother******” on her Orlando-bound flight was “not real,” we’ve finally laid eyes on the accused shapeshifter in question — an unsurprisingly regular guy.

The Best Trump Mugshot Memes and Edits

Last night history was made when former President Donald J. Trump surrendered himself to the Fulton County Sheriff's Department for booking on charges of election interference in the 2020 Presidential election.

19 Career Lessons People Learned the Hard Way

Keep your head down and do your job, don't settle, and keep setting new career goals, and most of all, get paid.

26 Fresh Pics and Memes to Kickstart Your Day

Start your day off with a fresh batch of funny pics and memes sure to make you laugh.

Car Slams Through Beauty Salon In Terrifying Close Call

So take it from this soon-to-be-broke driver — there is such a thing as getting too close of a parking spot.

25 Educational Memes from r/HistoryMemes

r/HistoryMemes is a great place to get your history comedy and laugh about some of the things we learned about our world.

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

39 Fascinating Images From Around the World

Our world is full of weird and wonderful things.

Burglars Call 911 For Help Moving Stolen Goods

This may be the most entertaining press conference ever. This could seriously be a skit on SNL.