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Meet 'The Squidward,' The Hair-Raising New Women's Haircut

Looking for the perfect haircut to impress your pal living in a pineapple under the sea?

How to Summon Aliens and Kill Them, According to 4chan

According to United States Air Force veteran David Grusch, the United States military is in possession of extraterrestrial craft, complete with dead pilots of non-human origin.

'Rainbow Kisses': Understanding the Newest and Most Disgusting Sex Act Trending On TikTok

So how does one taste the rainbow? A whole lot of oral and some strategic timing.

Michigan Hail Storm Leads to Explosion

The insurance industry is going to be quite busy in southern Michigan, where intense hail storms caused serious auto, property, and utility damage over the weekend.

Construction Crane Catches Fire and Smashes Into Neighboring Building

Six tons of concrete and the arm of a crane smashed into the side of a building, and plummeted 45 stories down to the sidewalk of midtown Manhattan.

US Air Force Officer Admits Under Oath That the US Government Is In Possession of UFOs and Non-Human Bodies

When asked by Nancy Mace, a representative from South Carolina, if his alleged recovered craft came with pilots, he stated, "Biologics came with some of these recoveries, yeah."

15 TikTok Work Memes To Remind You That Work Sucks

Like blink-182 once ingeniously pointed out in their song “All the Small Things,” “Work sucks, I know.”

Girl's Wingstop Meltdown Gets Turned Into a Heavy Metal Ballad

Get that woman her food, asap!

‘How Do You Even Practice for This?’: Man Spins Flat-Screen TV on His Finger in ‘You Break It, You Buy It’ Defying Stunt

Forget a basketball, Utah-based influencer, @davidklemczak3 has managed to figure out how to spin an entire flat-screen TV on his finger.

Surfer Ducks Under a Wave, and Comes Face-to-Face With a Great White

When messing around in the ocean, sometimes it's best if you don't think about the expanse beneath you... and what lives down there.

TikTok's Nickname Theory Can Predict If You'll Marry Who You're Dating

Wondering if your Tinder match is your one true love? Their nickname can offer a pretty damn good guess, according to TikTok relationship expert Dani Coco.

Curling Irons, Glasses and Umbrellas: TikToker Offers Comprehensive Rating of Every Object They've Done It With

Though typically applied to old-school internet cats, the phrase “If It Fits I Sits” has taken on a whole new meaning on TikTok.

26 Funny Tweets Thats are Bringing the Heat

Get comfortable and check out this batch of funny tweets and memes that prove if nothing else, Twitter always knows how to deliver.

NFL Rookie Caught Going 140MPH Claims it Was Because His Dog Had a "Medical Emergency"

The Vikings drafted wide receiver Jordan Addison with the 23rd pick of the first round this year for his blazing speed, but I doubt they expected to see it on public display like this, days before training camp.

Truck Driver Loses It on Manager After Company Refuses to Pay Back the $50M it Owes Employees for Pensions

Yellow Corporation is a giant transportation holding company responsible for shipping goods to major retailers like Walmart and Home Depot.

To Celebrate the Anniversary of the Moon Landing, Buzz Aldrin Put on Three Rings, Wore Three Watches and Ate Enough Breakfast for Three

Thursday was the 54th anniversary of the famous Apollo 11 launch. To celebrate, Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, posted the hardest photo possible on Twitter.

20 Dank Memes That'll Freshen Your Feed

Put the day on pause and enjoy a nice assortment of hand-picked memes sure to brighten up your day and help you keep that last remaining bit of sanity.

TikTok Kid Raps Nicki Minaj to Lyndon B. Johnson’s Grave

Ever feel bad that deceased Presidents of the United States don’t get to experience the rich modern culture they helped create?

You Can’t Park Here: Drunken Ship Captain Steers His Boat into a House

Over the weekend, one boater navigating the high seas near Missouri’s Lake of the Ozarks appears to have forgotten the foremost rule of water sports: Your vessel belongs in the water, and not inside nearby homes.

‘We Just Wanted An Edit Button’: 15 Hilarious Reactions to Twitter’s X Rebrand

Elon Musk is obsessed with his X — and we’re not just talking about Grimes.

Megan Fox Gets Slammed By Security Trying to Protect MGK From Attacker

Millionaire Karen Meets Karma After Fleeing From Police

A simple traffic stop turns into two felonies after a woman repeatedly makes it worse for herself.

The Neat Sound of Dropping a Screw into a Turbine Engine is the Beginning of the Nightmare of Trying to Recover It

‘Damn, 36G?!’: Drake Shocked at the Size of Bra Thrown on Stage, Internet Tracks Her Down