10 Must-Have Essentials for Your Bachelor Pad to Make the Ladies Moist
Bitch_McConnell
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05/16/2018
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Show everyone you're an interesting, suave man of mystery and not the sad dork you actually are.
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1. Give the place a manly, but not ass-y, smell.Get it here for only $21.65.
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2. Impress your female visitors with your mixology skills.Get a bartending kit for $24.99.
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3. Be the clean, confident guy who has chic coasters for those drinks.A pack of six silicone coasters is only $11.99.
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4. Create the illusion that you are well-read by ordering cheap bundles of attractive books to fill your shelves.A custom arrangement of decorative vintage books will start at six bucks.
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5. Look like a modern boss with this artsy wall calendar. It'll also help your guests remember if they're ovulating.Get one for less than 50 bucks.
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6. Use this weather predictor as a conversation starter.A storm glass barometer looks pimp and only costs $26.99.
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7. Then casually call out, "Alexa, play make-out mix."Get an Echo if you don't have one already.
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8. Then pop on this water reflector light to get the romantic atmosphere turned up to 100.An Ocean Wave Light is only about $19.99.
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9. Always have this in the John so neither of you feel ashamed of needing to shit.Make sure your night isn't shitty for only $9.69 a bottle.
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10. And last but not least, buy in bulk.Get a 24-pack for about 12 bucks. Online orders are also less shame-inducing.
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