20 Of The Weirdest Correlations
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09/12/2014
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Trying to analyze bizarre statistics like these can be nearly impossible.
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1. Juveniles will possess either honey or marijuana?
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2. If you're at the theater, you're not killing yourself with tap water.
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3. More honey puts people in the mood to execute?
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4. You are statistically in more danger of spiders if the winning Spelling Bee word is long.
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5. Abundance of crude oil allows people to more frequently travel to chicken restaurants?
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6. Deaths by crushing are a statistical omen of gender equality in the Harvard Law Review.
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7. The less honey you harvest, the more likely it is that your lawnmower will kill you.
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8. If you trip and fall and die, you are more likely to trip and fall and drown?
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9. Cheese makes you dangerously clumsy with bedsheets?
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10. Chips are so expensive, they make people fall out of their wheelchairs?
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11. Golfers love cheese (and die in their bedsheets)?
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12. Mozzarella in the mainland drives lawyers to Hawaii?
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13. Eating more sour cream reduces starvation.
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14. People close to murdering are driven over the edge by old Miss America winners?
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15. If Nicolas Cage has been in a lot of movies this year, stay away from the pool.
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16. If you commit suicide in a car, you're more likely to do it in a German car.
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17. Married spouses are driven to more (and more dangerous) fishing trips?
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18. Science depresses people?
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19. You would think that less visual art to look at means more looking at where people are walking, but nope.
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20. The more margarine people eat, the less attractive they look to their spouses?
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