20 Savage Tweets We Found in between the Sheets

zachnading Published 10/11/2022 in Funny

Welcome back to another round of savage and hilarious tweets we found while scrolling aimlessly for hours on the internet. We hope you enjoy!

1.
Not just one spot. Not just in the net. All over the ice.
2.
I'm pretty sure that's anyone comparing themselves to Bella Hadid to be honest.
3.
Why does part of me still think this isn't enough ketchup. I don't want to run out!
4.
Ahhh you love to see the twitter account of a department of natural resources absolutely obliterating a professional baseball team full of cheaters on the internet.
5.
You as the customer are in reality, never right.
6.
Me and wife, we spotted your chicken wings from across the bar. We dig their energy.
7.
Are we tooting our own horn here? Of course we are. This is a fire tweet, and if you don't like it then find another gallery.
8.
This would be awesome if it were real.
9.
Prayers up fo' graay brih annnn.
10.
This is a family recipe that's been passed down from generation to generation.
11.
This is so dumb, but I still laughed.
12.
Harvard and Princeton are like the least funny places in the world.
13.
She tweeted it back in 2009. Pink knew.
14.
This is accurate. I have no feedback.
15.
I had a back spasm at 3am for no reason, so I earned this news.
16.
That's really all these movies are. Y'all acting like Spielberg is some sort of genius.
17.
Like I get the joke, but where is the rest of the body?
18.
Lol, condoms? No thanks, I got this guy.
19.
Because, of course he does. This has to be Brooklyn.
20.
Nailed it.

1.
Not just one spot. Not just in the net. All over the ice.
2.
I'm pretty sure that's anyone comparing themselves to Bella Hadid to be honest.
3.
Why does part of me still think this isn't enough ketchup. I don't want to run out!
4.
Ahhh you love to see the twitter account of a department of natural resources absolutely obliterating a professional baseball team full of cheaters on the internet.
5.
You as the customer are in reality, never right.
6.
Me and wife, we spotted your chicken wings from across the bar. We dig their energy.
7.
Are we tooting our own horn here? Of course we are. This is a fire tweet, and if you don't like it then find another gallery.
8.
This would be awesome if it were real.
9.
Prayers up fo' graay brih annnn.
10.
This is a family recipe that's been passed down from generation to generation.
11.
This is so dumb, but I still laughed.
12.
Harvard and Princeton are like the least funny places in the world.
13.
She tweeted it back in 2009. Pink knew.
14.
This is accurate. I have no feedback.
15.
I had a back spasm at 3am for no reason, so I earned this news.
16.
That's really all these movies are. Y'all acting like Spielberg is some sort of genius.
17.
Like I get the joke, but where is the rest of the body?
18.
Lol, condoms? No thanks, I got this guy.
19.
Because, of course he does. This has to be Brooklyn.
20.
Nailed it.