21 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad You Can’t Help But Laugh

MainFeature Published 06/14/2016 in facepalm

Funnies dad jokes ever!

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A friend went up to my dad and asked "you're Portuguese right"?He said Portugoose there's only one of me,I started crying
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While talking to my dad I went omg I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks,then his faced dropped like he'd seen a ghost and said oh I forgot to shave mine for 42 years
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The day before my brothers 18th birthday my dad grabbed him by the shoulders and said."Tomorrow you can be tried as an adult for first degree murder so if you need to kill anyone go do it now"!
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When I asked my dad about these he said "He likes Van Gogh"
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My Dad had a folder on his laptop that said "cool dad",it had only a picture of himself
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This kid who asked for an eBook.
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One time I got a fish and my dad made me name it James Pond
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Every time someone bends over my dad makes a fart noise.He's done it for 60 years so I don't think he has any intention of slowing down!
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A woman at her fathers deathbed after she hadn't seen him in years,said dad I'm sorry.Then he said goodbye sorry I'm dead
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A friend went up to my dad and asked "you're Portuguese right"?He said Portugoose there's only one of me,I started crying
3.
While talking to my dad I went omg I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks,then his faced dropped like he'd seen a ghost and said oh I forgot to shave mine for 42 years
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The day before my brothers 18th birthday my dad grabbed him by the shoulders and said."Tomorrow you can be tried as an adult for first degree murder so if you need to kill anyone go do it now"!
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When I asked my dad about these he said "He likes Van Gogh"
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My Dad had a folder on his laptop that said "cool dad",it had only a picture of himself
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This kid who asked for an eBook.
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One time I got a fish and my dad made me name it James Pond
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Every time someone bends over my dad makes a fart noise.He's done it for 60 years so I don't think he has any intention of slowing down!
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A woman at her fathers deathbed after she hadn't seen him in years,said dad I'm sorry.Then he said goodbye sorry I'm dead
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