30 People Who Weren't Careful About What They Wished For

Nathan Johnson Published 08/14/2020 in Funny

They were a bit too literal about this. Sometimes you get what you ask for, and what you ask for isn't always what you want. So be careful next time you go asking for things.

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I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut
2.
Asked For Extra Pepperoni
3.
Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde
4.
I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”
5.
A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space
6.
Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution
7.
Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning
8.
Asked For Extra Cheese
9.
Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…
10.
I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!
11.
A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It
12.
Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!
13.
I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese
14.
I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This
15.
Gin Martini, Extra Olives
16.
Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni
17.
I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces
18.
I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While
19.
“Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan
20.
Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed
21.
Extra Tomato
22.
“Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”
23.
Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic
24.
Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone
25.
Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!
26.
I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...
27.
I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice
28.
A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel
29.
Dude Asked For Extra Mayo
30.

1.
I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut
2.
Asked For Extra Pepperoni
3.
Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde
4.
I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”
5.
A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space
6.
Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution
7.
Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning
8.
Asked For Extra Cheese
9.
Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…
10.
I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!
11.
A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It
12.
Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!
13.
I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese
14.
I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This
15.
Gin Martini, Extra Olives
16.
Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni
17.
I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces
18.
I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While
19.
“Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan
20.
Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed
21.
Extra Tomato
22.
“Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”
23.
Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic
24.
Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone
25.
Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!
26.
I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...
27.
I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice
28.
A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel
29.
Dude Asked For Extra Mayo
30.