People who are the most ready to tell others what they should do usually have the absolute worst ideas. They're like children driving around in an El Camino with four flat tires.

But these idiots' ideas are still a lot of fun to laugh at, so here's a jumbo compilation of some truly brilliantly stupid turds people tried to pass off as good advice.

If you find something here that speaks to you, feel free to apply it to your own life. Just don't sue us if it blows up in your face.

For more of humans behaving at their worst, click here.