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1. Love Is an Infection from God "Saying 'Hey, I like Kim' isn’t as inspiring to people as us getting married...Right now, people look at it and it’s like, 'Wow, that’s inspiring.' Meaning that love is infectious. "You know, God is infectious. God flowing through us and us being little-baby creators and shit. But His energy and His love and what He wants us to have as people and the way He wants us to love each other, that is infectious."
2. My Wife Is a Dinosaur "Like they said in Step Brothers, never lose your dinosaur. "This is the ultimate example of a person never losing his dinosaur. Meaning that even as I grew in cultural awareness and respect and was put higher in the class system in some way for being this musician, I never lost my dinosaur."
3. Love Is a Fighter Jet "Kim is this girl who fucking turns me on. I love her. This is who I want to be next to and be around. "And then people would try to say, 'Well, you know, if you’re a musician, you should be with a musician, and if you want to design, you need to be with a girl from the design world.' I don’t give a fuck about people’s opinions. "Because when a kid falls in love with an airplane or a bike or a dinosaur...it’s like, fuck...you mean to tell me that these giant multi-ton crafts can fly that fast and that loud, and they can flip, and there’s danger, the possibility of them exploding? That’s fucking cool! "You mean to tell me that this girl with this fucking body and this face is also into style, and she’s a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That’s just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or dinosaur! And just as rarely seen."
4. Find a Partner Who Cheated in School "...Kim is the type of girl that, her entire life, if you were in school with her, most people would be studying and up late nights, but for some reason she would have the skill set to go and grab the one book, turn to the exact page, and just magically say, 'That’s the exact answer.' Or she could wink at the person who had done all the work and get it done anyway. And the point of life is getting shit done and being happy."
5. Marriage Makes You Old "This guy has a beautiful five years of marriage. But you know, marriage years are different than human [years]. "Like, you know dog years? What is it, seven years? Every marriage year is like a hundred years. It's like, 500 years of marriage."
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