MAGA Fan Starts Fierce Debate after Claiming Trump Deep Throats Hot Dogs

nootens Published 06/29/2020 in Funny

Over the weekend a short debate over hot dogs was hashed out over Twitter, and the results are disturbing to say the least.

It all started when someone posted a bunch of photos of Barack Obama enjoying hot dogs with the caption "Obama really the glizzy gulper." 'Glizzy' is a Washington, D.C. slang for hot dog (although it also has obvious homoerotic connotations in this context.)

Someone responded saying Donald Trump could never deep throat hot dogs like Obama, and an elderly MAGA fan jumped in to defend his President, saying "Trump could throat more than him any day!"

That led to photos of current Presidential candidates and former Presidents going down on wieners, as well as a #GlizzyGate conspiracy that politicians who eat deep-fried corn dogs in lieu of regular hot dogs can't get elected.

Would you vote for someone who can't shove an entire hot dog down their throat? I know I wouldn't.

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This Tweet kickstarted the idea that deep throating hot dogs is somehow Presidential.
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And it was cemented when this Trump fan was adamant that Donald Trump can gobble glizzy like the best of them.
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So let's consider: who's better at inhaling hog links?
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Obama has nice perpendicular form.
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But Trump knows how to expose the tip.
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Barack rocked this rare pretzel dog.
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And in the end, Donald seems distracted.
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Some claimed Joe Biden has the throat skills to get elected.
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Only time will tell.
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Some suggested there's a conspiracy keeping corn dog–eating candidates like Rick Perry out of the White House.
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Same for Bernie Sanders.
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As evidence, this photo of Bill Clinton slurping down a pink link.
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While Hillary Clinton clearly didn't have the power to devour.
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What about John McCain then? Seems like he was giving this hog hell.
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But he was no match for the true Throat GOAT.
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OK enough about the hot dogs now.

1.
This Tweet kickstarted the idea that deep throating hot dogs is somehow Presidential.
2.
And it was cemented when this Trump fan was adamant that Donald Trump can gobble glizzy like the best of them.
3.
So let's consider: who's better at inhaling hog links?
4.
Obama has nice perpendicular form.
5.
But Trump knows how to expose the tip.
6.
Barack rocked this rare pretzel dog.
7.
And in the end, Donald seems distracted.
8.
Some claimed Joe Biden has the throat skills to get elected.
9.
Only time will tell.
10.
Some suggested there's a conspiracy keeping corn dog–eating candidates like Rick Perry out of the White House.
11.
Same for Bernie Sanders.
12.
As evidence, this photo of Bill Clinton slurping down a pink link.
13.
While Hillary Clinton clearly didn't have the power to devour.
14.
What about John McCain then? Seems like he was giving this hog hell.
15.
But he was no match for the true Throat GOAT.
16.
OK enough about the hot dogs now.