25 Totally Innocent Activities That Feel Super Creepy

PocketEpiphany Published 05/24/2022 in creepy

We all learn early on in life that there is a big difference between looking innocent and acting otherwise. Even if it's an accident.

Plenty of legitimately innocent activities make you look and feel like an absolute creep. Thanks to Reddit, we've collected some of the best examples. Enjoy!

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1. Scanning a room and making accidental eye contact with someone more than once. -u/sandybutterworth420
2. Needing to adjust my underwear whilst outside. -u/Kalurael
3. Looking in the direction of sudden movement in the locker room. -u/thisbuttonsucks
4. My four-year-old daughter had an accident while on vacation so I went to Wal-Mart to buy underwear. While at Wal-Mart, my wife informed me that the margarita mix she bought did not include tequila. So I, a grown-a** man on his own, went through the checkout at Wal-Mart with nothing but a package of little girl's underwear and a fifth of Juarez. I’m pretty sure I was also wearing a t-shirt that said “I’m fat. Let’s party” because Florida. -u/thunderbuns2
5. Walking behind someone for too long but I need to go that way so there's nothing I can do about it -u/Arny520
6. I work for an animal hospital and any time my hand grazes a dog’s d*ck area while giving a bath I feel like I'm going to jail. -u/partyshart420
7. Looking at people at the pool. -u/Just_a_tired_banana
8. My hobbies are mountain biking and dirtbike riding and I haul everything in a white van. I’m a middle-aged white guy. The other day I had lunch under a tree at a playground while sitting in the van. Parents were giving me the stink eye and started herding up their kids. I was wondering what was going on, then I realized I was the creepy guy in a van. -u/the_irish_oak
9. Using my binoculars to watch birds. Also, using the camera to photograph birds. -u/1mamapajama
10. Trying to read a woman's shirt. -u/lonewanderer45631
11. Looking at other people working out so I can take notes on posture and technics for lifting weights. I'm fairly new to it all. -u/Kingsbear
12. I don't like people walking behind me so I generally let people walk ahead of me in the hall at work. I was asked by another male coworker who saw this if I was looking at women's butts and that is why I let people ahead of me. I told him no and that I just don't like people behind me. He looked at me weird. It's almost better to be thought of as a pervert to some people than to be kind of weird. -u/iamacannibal
13. As a man, being friendly to children I don’t know who say hi to me in public. It’s always a super friendly kid who is saying hi to everyone that they pass but I always feel like I’m being judged for saying hi back to them or giving a smile and a wave. -u/Existing-Reaction-50
14. When I'm at the gym and I'm kind of just zoned out between sets, and someone stands so that their a** is directly in my line of sight. -u/ElToberino
15. Being in the women's part of a clothing store specifically the underwear section. -u/Luxray2014
16. Waiting for my kids to come out of a public restroom. -u/Siracha_jizz
17. Getting a random erection in public. -u/DirtJade
18. Eating a popsicle or lollipop in public. -u/DanAxe1
19. Putting my finger in someone's butthole. Every single time. I'll never get used to it. (I am an MD.) -u/Dysp-_-
20. Helping the lost kid as a man. If my daughter or wife is not with me, I am very hesitant to approach an upset or clearly lost child by myself. There is such a huge fear that someone will mistake me for a kidnapper. -u/Ark3nfel
21. When you just got out of the gym and you're doing that heavy mouth breathing, and you happen to be waiting in line to buy something at the gas station. I'm just trying to grab a Powerade lady, I'm really out of breath, and I'm not a pervert. Sorry. -u/pineappledaddy
22. Going upstairs behind a girl that's also going up and you have to look at her a**. -u/ashirwad778
23. Taking my daughter into the locker room at the YMCA. It’s a different vibe for people if you’re a man. -u/jeff_the_nurse
24. Taking pictures or recording anything. My other friends have no issue in this, but I feel like an absolute creep. It's not like I'm taking pictures for, "Personal" interest, it just feels wrong to video or picture other people, even accidentally. -u/PhilosopherOfficer
25. Sitting and mindlessly looking only to realize you’re staring at someone. -u/TheReformedSanic

1. Scanning a room and making accidental eye contact with someone more than once. -u/sandybutterworth420
2. Needing to adjust my underwear whilst outside. -u/Kalurael
3. Looking in the direction of sudden movement in the locker room. -u/thisbuttonsucks
4. My four-year-old daughter had an accident while on vacation so I went to Wal-Mart to buy underwear. While at Wal-Mart, my wife informed me that the margarita mix she bought did not include tequila. So I, a grown-a** man on his own, went through the checkout at Wal-Mart with nothing but a package of little girl's underwear and a fifth of Juarez. I’m pretty sure I was also wearing a t-shirt that said “I’m fat. Let’s party” because Florida. -u/thunderbuns2
5. Walking behind someone for too long but I need to go that way so there's nothing I can do about it -u/Arny520
6. I work for an animal hospital and any time my hand grazes a dog’s d*ck area while giving a bath I feel like I'm going to jail. -u/partyshart420
7. Looking at people at the pool. -u/Just_a_tired_banana
8. My hobbies are mountain biking and dirtbike riding and I haul everything in a white van. I’m a middle-aged white guy. The other day I had lunch under a tree at a playground while sitting in the van. Parents were giving me the stink eye and started herding up their kids. I was wondering what was going on, then I realized I was the creepy guy in a van. -u/the_irish_oak
9. Using my binoculars to watch birds. Also, using the camera to photograph birds. -u/1mamapajama
10. Trying to read a woman's shirt. -u/lonewanderer45631
11. Looking at other people working out so I can take notes on posture and technics for lifting weights. I'm fairly new to it all. -u/Kingsbear
12. I don't like people walking behind me so I generally let people walk ahead of me in the hall at work. I was asked by another male coworker who saw this if I was looking at women's butts and that is why I let people ahead of me. I told him no and that I just don't like people behind me. He looked at me weird. It's almost better to be thought of as a pervert to some people than to be kind of weird. -u/iamacannibal
13. As a man, being friendly to children I don’t know who say hi to me in public. It’s always a super friendly kid who is saying hi to everyone that they pass but I always feel like I’m being judged for saying hi back to them or giving a smile and a wave. -u/Existing-Reaction-50
14. When I'm at the gym and I'm kind of just zoned out between sets, and someone stands so that their a** is directly in my line of sight. -u/ElToberino
15. Being in the women's part of a clothing store specifically the underwear section. -u/Luxray2014
16. Waiting for my kids to come out of a public restroom. -u/Siracha_jizz
17. Getting a random erection in public. -u/DirtJade
18. Eating a popsicle or lollipop in public. -u/DanAxe1
19. Putting my finger in someone's butthole. Every single time. I'll never get used to it. (I am an MD.) -u/Dysp-_-
20. Helping the lost kid as a man. If my daughter or wife is not with me, I am very hesitant to approach an upset or clearly lost child by myself. There is such a huge fear that someone will mistake me for a kidnapper. -u/Ark3nfel
21. When you just got out of the gym and you're doing that heavy mouth breathing, and you happen to be waiting in line to buy something at the gas station. I'm just trying to grab a Powerade lady, I'm really out of breath, and I'm not a pervert. Sorry. -u/pineappledaddy
22. Going upstairs behind a girl that's also going up and you have to look at her a**. -u/ashirwad778
23. Taking my daughter into the locker room at the YMCA. It’s a different vibe for people if you’re a man. -u/jeff_the_nurse
24. Taking pictures or recording anything. My other friends have no issue in this, but I feel like an absolute creep. It's not like I'm taking pictures for, "Personal" interest, it just feels wrong to video or picture other people, even accidentally. -u/PhilosopherOfficer
25. Sitting and mindlessly looking only to realize you’re staring at someone. -u/TheReformedSanic

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25 Totally Innocent Activities That Feel Super Creepy

1. Scanning a room and making accidental eye contact with someone more than once. -u/sandybutterworth420

2. Needing to adjust my underwear whilst outside. -u/Kalurael

3. Looking in the direction of sudden movement in the locker room. -u/thisbuttonsucks

5. Walking behind someone for too long but I need to go that way so there's nothing I can do about it -u/Arny520

6. I work for an animal hospital and any time my hand grazes a dog’s d*ck area while giving a bath I feel like I'm going to jail. -u/partyshart420

7. Looking at people at the pool. -u/Just_a_tired_banana

9. Using my binoculars to watch birds. Also, using the camera to photograph birds. -u/1mamapajama

10. Trying to read a woman's shirt. -u/lonewanderer45631

11. Looking at other people working out so I can take notes on posture and technics for lifting weights. I'm fairly new to it all. -u/Kingsbear

13. As a man, being friendly to children I don’t know who say hi to me in public. It’s always a super friendly kid who is saying hi to everyone that they pass but I always feel like I’m being judged for saying hi back to them or giving a smile and a wave. -u/Existing-Reaction-50

14. When I'm at the gym and I'm kind of just zoned out between sets, and someone stands so that their a** is directly in my line of sight. -u/ElToberino

15. Being in the women's part of a clothing store specifically the underwear section. -u/Luxray2014

16. Waiting for my kids to come out of a public restroom. -u/Siracha_jizz

17. Getting a random erection in public. -u/DirtJade

18. Eating a popsicle or lollipop in public. -u/DanAxe1

19. Putting my finger in someone's butthole. Every single time. I'll never get used to it. (I am an MD.) -u/Dysp-_-

20. Helping the lost kid as a man. If my daughter or wife is not with me, I am very hesitant to approach an upset or clearly lost child by myself. There is such a huge fear that someone will mistake me for a kidnapper. -u/Ark3nfel

21. When you just got out of the gym and you're doing that heavy mouth breathing, and you happen to be waiting in line to buy something at the gas station. I'm just trying to grab a Powerade lady, I'm really out of breath, and I'm not a pervert. Sorry. -u/pineappledaddy

22. Going upstairs behind a girl that's also going up and you have to look at her a**. -u/ashirwad778

23. Taking my daughter into the locker room at the YMCA. It’s a different vibe for people if you’re a man. -u/jeff_the_nurse

24. Taking pictures or recording anything. My other friends have no issue in this, but I feel like an absolute creep. It's not like I'm taking pictures for, "Personal" interest, it just feels wrong to video or picture other people, even accidentally. -u/PhilosopherOfficer

25. Sitting and mindlessly looking only to realize you’re staring at someone. -u/TheReformedSanic

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