My reaction when my roommates ask me questions while Im gaming.

When my girlfriend just is not in the mood.

When you're having a conversation with someone, and you can tell that everything they are saying is a lie.

When somebody touches my computer screen with their greasy finger.

When I don't procrastinate and actually get everything finished.

When my friends keep asking me why i dont want to go out and I've run out of BS excuses.

My girlfriends Reaction when I come home late!

When Im waiting in line for free food at work.

When i'm with my girlfriend and a hot girl i know waves at me.

When Im forced to call someone, but it goes to voice mail.

When my friend cussed out and broke up with his evil girlfriend in front of all our friends at a party.

Girlfriends reaction when I made dinner.

When the toilet unclogs itself...

Waking up hungover to my roommate making breakfast.

When my Ex wants to get back with me.

When a website tells me Im already a registered member.

When I tell a witty joke and wait for everyones reaction.

Your crush uploads a photo album, entitled: at the beach.

When my friends and I are nervously waiting in line at McDonald's and outta nowhere they switch the breakfast menu to the lunch menu.

When youre in the back seat and the front windows are down.

Remembering a year old password.

When my girlfriend tries to turn me on again after sex.

When Im on my computer and it freezes briefly, then resumes like nothing happened.

When I dont know anybody at a party.

When I have a booger I cant get rid of...

When I go out to eat on my birthday and they sing to me.

When your friends parents walk into the room.

When I just killed 3 spiders in a row in my room.

When Im at the mall with my girlfriend and she spots something that she likes.

Coming back after a night at the pub.

How I feel looking at "normal" porn anymore.

When the waitress is approaching with my food.

When my girlfriend told me she wanted a baby.