On his last full day in the White House, Donald Trump's
daughter Tiffany, who generally spends her time trying to learn the alphabet, announced she's getting married to Michael Boulos, the son of a rich Lebanese family.
Of all of Trump's children
, Tiffany is probably the most forgettable. This announcement is by far the most attention she's gotten in the past four years.
In case you're curious, her fiancé is three years younger
than her—he's 24, she's 27—and their kids will certainly look like hairless muppets.
People quickly took to Twitter to roast the young newlyweds
and wish them an unhappy life together.