20 Tweets Chock-Full of Quick Wit
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Published
09/26/2022
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We've collected some of the best tweets with the quickest of wits we've ever seen.
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To be fair, I'm not gonna answer that call either. -
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Blockbuster was so close, man. Rest in peace lil bro bro. -
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Get that demon child away from me. Please and thank you. -
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The dude has confidence, I'll give him that. Is confidence the right word? -
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I dunno why, but I'm just picturing Ben Franklin sending a fax. -
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This is my nightmare airplane scenario. Do better Southwest. -
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Bro what is happening to him. Someone get Tom the help he needs. -
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Sounds like my kind of night. -
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That's a heck of a deal. -
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Y'all can't just let men be happy, can you? -
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"Yeah I dunno babe, I've been perfect for the last 10 years." -
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No phone number, hole-in-the-wall restaurants honestly make the best food. -
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This is what the internet was made for. -
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Just because it's right, doesn't mean I'm going to do it! -
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My parents said no more, Ms. Fizzle! -
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It's pure poetry. -
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Guy Fieri always calls it 'Wash your sister' sauce and so I'm just going with that. -
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He's such a talented, dynamic, inspirational, once-in-a-generation actor. -
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Listen, after a long day of work sometimes you just need to sleep for 3-5 business years. -
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Plugging lights into an outlet is not a personality trait.
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