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Preacher in the KKK

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning,...

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Featured 19 years ago

The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Little Boy in a Whorehouse

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the...

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Featured 19 years ago

Freezing to Death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Tasty Meal

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

16 Years Later

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he...

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Featured 19 years ago

The Perfect Day

The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...

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Featured 19 years ago

Fortune Teller

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

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Featured 19 years ago

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays...

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Featured 19 years ago

Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

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Featured 19 years ago

State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Drive Thru Fun

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Spit or Swallow

Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian." Nina asks, "Why?" Rosy answers, "'Cause I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

More Drinking and Driving Fun

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Don't Drink and Drive

A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Unspoken Wife

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Frisky Thief

A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into her and yells, "Where's all your money old lady?" She explains that she never keeps any...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Redneck Murder

Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A: There are no dental records and all the DNA's the same!

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Overseas Tease

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Customer Service

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Drinking Blonde

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Last Wish

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being...

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Featured 19 years ago

Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Preacher in the KKK

The Jewish Samurai

Little Boy in a Whorehouse

Freezing to Death

Tasty Meal

16 Years Later

The Perfect Day

Fortune Teller

Hack Golfer

Armed Women

State of Lawyers

Drive Thru Fun

Cow Pat Lip Gloss

Cannibal Restaurant

Spit or Swallow

More Drinking and Driving Fun

Don't Drink and Drive

Unspoken Wife

Frisky Thief

Redneck Murder

Overseas Tease

Customer Service

Drinking Blonde

Last Wish

Speed Trap

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