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Diet and Exercise

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Red Neck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

New Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Dead Boss

A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband. "I'm afraid he died earlier today," she...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Great Pet

A guy walks into a bar and sees another guy sitting with a ferret. The guy seems to be stroking it rather lovingly. The first guy asks him, “Why...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Father and Son Talk

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Sex Convention

A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is hot. “Business trip or vacation?” he asks. “Business,” she...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Wild Kidnapping

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Helisoft

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Muffler

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Sensitive Beer

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

So Cultured

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Dirty Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Big Family

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Fatal Attraction

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Voice

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your...

By achilles1313

Featured 21 years ago

Blonde at Laundromat

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, Come...

By ebaum

Featured 55 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Diet and Exercise

Red Neck Vacation

The Commandments

New Viruses

Dead Boss

Great Pet

Father and Son Talk

Sex Convention

Wild Kidnapping

Helisoft

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

Mad Cow Disease

The Muffler

Sensitive Beer

So Cultured

Dirty Riddles

Big Family

Fatal Attraction

The Voice

Blonde at Laundromat

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