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The Talk

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise...

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New Watch

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...

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Featured 18 years ago

Stick Up

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Tough Surgery

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Starbucks in Hell

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were...

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Featured 18 years ago

The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' ...

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Featured 18 years ago

Jewish Wedding

A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any...

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Featured 18 years ago

NASA and the Navajo

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his...

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Featured 18 years ago

Old Lady In Court

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Bad Students

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Older Women

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Nursing Home

Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? A: So they don't roll out of bed.

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Featured 18 years ago

Firm Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of...

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Featured 18 years ago

Interpretation

A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of...

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Featured 18 years ago

Drunk vs Stoner

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Featured 18 years ago

Enthusiasm

One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet...

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Featured 18 years ago

A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...

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Featured 18 years ago

Dads Job

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Soy Toy

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted...

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Featured 18 years ago

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny...

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Featured 18 years ago

Keep on Trukin'

A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over...

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Featured 18 years ago

Filtered Whiskey

Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine...

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Featured 18 years ago

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

1. At one point your TV show top 5 list consisted of Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and The...

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Featured 18 years ago

Birthday Present

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Daily media - jokes

The Talk

New Watch

Stick Up

Tough Surgery

Starbucks in Hell

The Schitt Family

Jewish Wedding

NASA and the Navajo

Old Lady In Court

Bad Students

Older Women

Nursing Home

Firm Up

Interpretation

Drunk vs Stoner

Enthusiasm

Dark In Here

A Father's Last Request

Dads Job

Soy Toy

Baby Talk

Keep on Trukin'

Filtered Whiskey

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

Birthday Present

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