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Sports Fans Bet On Punxsutawney Phil Because of Course They Did
As the world waited with bated breath to see whether Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, an occurrence that will singlehandedly determine whether we’ll have an early spring or six more weeks of winter, sports fans had more pressing concerns — w
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Family Is Way Too Chill as Their Neighbors Have a Shootout
Picture this, it's a beautiful day, your entire family is out in the yard having a BBQ, and all of a sudden you hear a barrage of gunshots coming from your neighbor's yard. Do you 1.) stand there like nothing is going on, or 2.) run like hell and find cov
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Legging Legs: TikTok’s Latest Banned Trend Peeving Women
Years after the thigh gap took over Tumblr, it appears yet another beauty standard has emerged, ready to dictate how our bodies “should” look, according to tiny White girls on TikTok — legging legs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Wikipedia Editors Are Fighting Over Purdy's ‘Big C–k Brock’ Nickname
As San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy prepares to face off against the Kansas City Chiefs (and Taylor Nation) at Super Bowl LVII next month, it appears the athlete has found himself at the center of yet another showdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Forklift Guy Has the Absolute Worst Day at Work, Knocks over Thousands of Cans
Just because you can, that doesn’t mean you should: That’s the lesson the world’s unluckiest forklift operator recently discovered the hard way after accidentally spilling thousands of cans in a maneuver gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
YouTuber Gets Taste of His Own Medicine after Dousing Hardware Store Shoppers with Water in ‘Prank’
Though one a-hole YouTuber may have headed to his local hardware store — hose in tow — in pursuit of likes and clicks, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for after angry shoppers gave him a taste of his own medicine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Kid Makes Sure His Road Raging Dad Doesn’t Get Beat up by Dude Twice His Size
Though one angry driver may have been ready to FAFO in a bout of road rage gone wrong, it appears his son was having none of it, stepping in for his angry father as he faced off with another driver.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Swearing Parrots in U.K. to Enter Therapy
Parrots have a skill that’s the fascination of bad kids in pet stores around the world. In short, if you say something nasty to a parrot, it’ll lodge whatever you’ve said into its little bird head and say it back whenever it pleases.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Skeletons in the Closets of Tea Companies Prove They’re All Evil — Or Cults
A TikToker has made it his mission to ruin the lives of all tea lovers by exposing their favorite tea brands as being run by cults or having shockingly sordid histories. Given the contentious history of tea and colonialism, this shouldn’t come as the bigg
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman FAFO After Putting Carolina Reapers In Relish
While Aussies may be famed for battling sweltering temperatures, it appears some still can’t take the heat — namely, gardener Wendy Hood, who found herself “on death’s door” after peppering a few home-grown Carolina Reapers into a recent batch of relish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Historic Connecticut Steeple Crashes to the Ground In Freak accident
Despite standing as a landmark of New London, Connecticut for a little more than two centuries, one historic steeple decided it had seen enough, crumbling to the ground in a heap of wood and stone.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
YouTuber Farts on Strangers for Internet Clout
One gaseous YouTuber turned internet clout into internet cloud, landing in hot water — or should we say hot air — after tricking store customers into letting him fart in their faces in pursuit of those sweet, sweet clicks.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘I Get It’: Woman Accidentally Humbles Herself In ‘Me Vs. Who He Cheated With’ Challenge
Though @bfndkgodyqi may have headed to TikTok for reassurance that she, was in fact, prettier than her two-timing boyfriend’s new flame, she found herself quickly humbled, several commenters stating that they would also risk it all to get with someone tha
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Woman Ruins Her Own Proposal By Wearing Pants
It’s not fun being stubborn. Stubborn people know that, whether they want to admit it or not, and everyone around them knows it, too. One woman recently found out just how much it sucks being stubborn when she refused to listen to her boyfriend’s advice a
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
American Airlines Passenger Reportedly Yanked from Flight for Farting
Last Tuesday, u/Glamgalatx headed to r/Austin with a terrifying tale of airline woe, recounting how his flight got delayed after one very farty passenger decided to take up literal and metaphorical beef with his fellow passengers.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
