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Mirror Pictures

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s...

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Puppies

Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating. Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?" "Well they...

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Great Job

Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and...

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Wives

Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife. What a...

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Elderly Customer

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks...

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Blonde Bombshell

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hellâ€”she’s got a grenade in her mouth.

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Dressed in Black

Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world....

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An Arm and a Leg

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have...

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Estate Planning

Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really enjoy...

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Three Black Men

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted...

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The Magician and the Parrot

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, He has a...

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Killed the Pig

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country...

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Wine Tasting

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the...

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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The...

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Essays

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays....

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Dinner Date

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away)...

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Here Come the Buffalo

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and...

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A Girl and Her Twinkie

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a snack cake. While she's...

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Attorneys

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now...

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Kitchen Timer

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very...

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Suck an Orange

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by...

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Smart Italian

An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business...

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Talking Animals

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it. Hey there, he...

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Dying of Lung Cancer

A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in...

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Elephant at the Zoo

A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast...

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Joke - jokes

Mirror Pictures

Puppies

Great Job

Wives

Elderly Customer

Blonde Bombshell

Dressed in Black

An Arm and a Leg

Estate Planning

Three Black Men

The Magician and the Parrot

Killed the Pig

Wine Tasting

Pre-Nuptial Agreements

Essays

Dinner Date

Here Come the Buffalo

A Girl and Her Twinkie

Attorneys

Kitchen Timer

Suck an Orange

Smart Italian

Talking Animals

Dying of Lung Cancer

Elephant at the Zoo

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