A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl...
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store,...
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt...
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of...
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and...
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the...
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early...
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that...
3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to...
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was...
Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 lived in a house together. One night the 76-year-old drew a bath. She put her foot in and paused. She yelled...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh...
An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He...
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him...
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old...
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go into the kitchen for a moment, leaving the men to talk. One of the men...
An old man marries a young woman, and though they’re in love, the wife can’t achieve an orgasm. They ask a psychiatrist for advice. He says,...
An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous...
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well,...
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said,...
